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love seeing revisionism in the wild “free the nipple never meant you can walk around topless every where that’s still sexual harassment it just meant for like breastfeeding and stuff”no it literally means you should be able to walk around topless anywhere because get this. breasts aren’t fucking sexual organs.

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notice how everyone is horny today

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i feel strongly about this

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Stolen from reddit where it wasn't being properly appreciated

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Hear me out: Untitled Goose Game in Ankh-Morpork…

Think of all the mayhem you could create.

(I really really want so bad this game/DLC to exist. So much potential. @house_house_ call me (or, better, call the Pratchetts)) Next drawing: the Post!

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your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

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Sucks to see someone else living your dream.

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the purest form of serotonin is when a cat looks at u and u go like “what?” and it meows at u

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damn they weren’t lying that mental health medication CAN make the heat even more unbearable

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Being like. Post-suicidal is so strange. Like hiiiii everybody im new I spent a good chunk of my life languishing and have like 3 or 4 lived experiences. But now I'm ready to fuck and party or whatever. Can we be friends. Im so happy to be here. Can we be friends

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Tongue Tied - Uncut

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Road Wiz’s artfight page has been updated! Other jobs to follow suit.

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quaker oats is disgusting and I will go out of my way to never eat anything made by them again. they kept at least one factory so disgusting that when the FDA said Hey you need to actually follow health regulations (in response to a MASSIVE fucking recall due to contamination that made a ton of people sick, and anecdotally myself and several people I know got sick from food that was NOT recalled) they said actually it would be too hard to follow health regulations and SHUT THE FACTORY DOWN INSTEAD

AND THEY TARGET SO MANY OF THEIR PRODUCTS AT CHILDREN

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Fight the power

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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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thinking about how the masters modelled themselves after their respective doctors but like after missy had picked out some very suitable outfits to contrast and complement twelve’s magician’s vibe he suddenly went actually fuck this i will dress EXCLUSIVELY like a hungover english student so you just have this elaborately dressed edwardian looking woman with makeup on point and artfully styled hair yelling at a man in pyjamas that he’s been wearing for 2 weeks straight and are covered in red bull stains