thekonlos - Tumblr blog

[thekonlos]

Commission for @taterfox of her fursona, Alice! 🍔👙🌊

[thekonlos]

The pawn on E7 has started to paint its nails and are growing their hair out

[thekonlos]

this is what GOOD pussy sounds like [geiger counter noises]

[thekonlos]

why small kittens are always either the most pathetic or the most evil creature you've ever seen

[thekonlos]

i have been constantly in tears over this newly hatched duck i found on instagram last night

[thekonlos]

[thekonlos]

my boys are gnc/"non passing" because I feel like art of that is rare to come across let alone art that sheds being gnc in a positive light. I cannot and will never pass in my life so I make my boys celebrate being boys no matter their appearance.

[thekonlos]

Just me?

[thekonlos]

[thekonlos]

I have one of those robot vacuums but there's a mirror in the house low enough to the ground that the lidar scanner can see a nonexistent room in the reflection so on the navigation map it's generated I have a room that doesn't exist that I have to forbid the vacuum from entering.

[thekonlos]

Hey guys I figured out how my school bullies knew I was weird

[thekonlos]

I have an end-of-life patient to whom I spoke today. She burst out laughing and said, "It was all such fun. I just had so much fun." I wish this for everyone. I wish that we each would meet death laughing, with little regret and even less fear.

[thekonlos]

the secret cheat code for women is realizing you dont have to date men

[thekonlos]

“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.

[thekonlos]

I knew having Redditors cross-train on Tumblr would produce weird fucking magic.

[thekonlos]

Watterson pulled no punches

[thekonlos]