thekristophgavin

[thekristophgavin]

Good day to you - I have just one question;

What are your opinions on P. Wr!ght?

“Uh, the spiky lawyer guy?

I don’t think I’ve really conversed with him enough to have a properly formed opinion.

I guess he’s pretty cool.”

“My opinion could probably be changed for a hundred bucks. Or any information I can use in my articles.”

[thekristophgavin]

Thank yu!! Periwinkles mama :)

@askthegavinkids

You are welcome, sweetest one!

[thekristophgavin]

Um um....I hafa bare named Periwinkle so mabe the new bare s the sam color! And fluffe fluffe pleese!

@askthegavinkids

One lifesized fluffy periwinkle bear , got it ;)

[thekristophgavin]

sweets and teddie bare!!! :D

@askthegavinkids

What colour should he be?

And how fluffy?

[thekristophgavin]

Onkle Klavi took mi to tha hopsital cos mi head s hot but im tryin to be brafe.

Time to learn how to speak 6 year old

@askthegavinkids

That is good, I will get you some sweets and a teddy bear :)

[thekristophgavin]

other mama I frew up. In mi hose (house) thow (though) so yu dont hafta cleen it Mama dose.

@askthegavinkids

Awww my poor little one, don’t worry if it happens, I can arrange for someone to clean it up. Are you alright now or does your stomach hurt? Come here, I will clean you up

[thekristophgavin]

Bro other you isn't taking good care of Bertie. Like at all.

In that case I will have to step up as a parent for now

[thekristophgavin]

I know <3

Do you remember when you accidentally pissed your pants during the 1st day of school because I made you believe teachers eat children who dare to leave classroom? Ahh, fun times!

#embarrassing stories from your past <3

"Bruder bitte, this blog is public!"

[thekristophgavin]

Soooo, he was a huge simp for his first girlfriend and later he became a lawyer just because the sight of Mr. Edgeworth made his tiny 2” failure of phallus tingle. He was dumped when Mr. Edgeworth started dating Mr. Agent Lang. During this period I had the misfortune of sharing a bed with him - which was truly a very traumatising experience. Not only was his bodily hygiene revolting, he managed to “finish” before he even fully undressed. The rest of the night was just filled with his whining and I was forced to leave him there on the bed, sobbing for my attention. Today Wr!ght is a neglectful father and an alcoholic

I have yet not mentally recovered from this experience

Good day to you - I have just one question;

What are your opinions on P. Wr!ght?

“Uh, the spiky lawyer guy?

I don’t think I’ve really conversed with him enough to have a properly formed opinion.

I guess he’s pretty cool.”

“My opinion could probably be changed for a hundred bucks. Or any information I can use in my articles.”

[thekristophgavin]

“I saw that! You’re gonna make another attempt on Mr. Wright’s life are you?! Not on my watch you psychopath!”

Who said that I was behind it? :)

[thekristophgavin]

Good day to you - I have just one question;

What are your opinions on P. Wr!ght?

“Uh, the spiky lawyer guy?

I don’t think I’ve really conversed with him enough to have a properly formed opinion.

I guess he’s pretty cool.”

“My opinion could probably be changed for a hundred bucks. Or any information I can use in my articles.”

[thekristophgavin]

This is how you negotiate self care

Goodnight @aprettyokayprosecutor

[thekristophgavin]

Thas cos im my mamas Bertie 😌

@askthegavinkids

It is because you are yourself Bertie! <3

[thekristophgavin]

Heehee I loaf yu two other mama!!

Bertie really does sound thrilled as he hugs back and even gives this Mama a kiss

@askthegavinkids

*kisses you back* Aren’t you just the sweetest? :)

[thekristophgavin]

I promised you a gift of two Godots… You we’re supposed to get it on tuesday but I did it now and I am now trying to get rid of the evidence I drew it

THIS IS THE MOST HOMOEROTIC THING I MADE IN MY LIFE

I hope you are happy

***FUCKING EXPLODES***

i have nasty things to say about him

grrrrrhhghhhhhGRRRRRR

[thekristophgavin]

!!! I hafta ask Mama mama for hugs mosta tha tim!! Yes please!

@askthegavinkids

*hug hug hug hug* Mama loves you kiddo! :)

[thekristophgavin]

other mama ar yu reel like mama mama?

@askthegavinkids

I am 100% real, do you want to hug me to make sure? :)