thekveef · 6 years ago
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i cant control myself bc of that picture of the ugly little horse its quiet in my classroom and im rlly about to die in here i cant laugh
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thekveef · 6 years ago
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where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car
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thekveef · 6 years ago
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Fortune Teller reading my palm: It just says “yikes.”
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@hyrulic
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Full moon
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thekveef · 6 years ago
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thekveef · 6 years ago
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There’s someone who has their iPhone named “hot single horses in your area” and they airdrop people pictures of horses randomly. Nobody knows who it is. Once, during an assembly, the laptop that the projector was from had airdrop turned on, and in the middle of a presentation about bullying, it popped up in front of the entire school. HOT SINGLE HORSES IN YOUR AREA WANTS TO SHARE AN IMAGE. A picture of a horse, with text in bubble letters over it saying “available”
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thekveef · 6 years ago
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i love it when the sky cancels itself out
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if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it. 
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Aww such a cute dog
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I really don’t have any good way to photograph big things
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I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie
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thekveef · 6 years ago
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contemporary roman writers slutshamed julius caesar that’s your ides of march fact for today
what an absolute unit ol’ iulius was
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thekveef · 6 years ago
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so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever
and then i checked their names
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they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD
EXCEPT kEVIN
WHY
WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS
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thekveef · 6 years ago
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Does anyone else restart their daydreams multiple times and it's the same story that you just keep improving and I'm proving but there's fixed points you always have to keep in there
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thekveef · 6 years ago
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if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:
- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie
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