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Jack White steps up the mic and offers to lead a seven nation army against Trump after the fascist goons in the White House decide to call him washed-up.

Rock darling Jack White, washed up?

More under the cut.

BREAKING: The White House melts down and attacks music legend Jack White after he insults Donald Trump's "disgusting" and "vulgar" redecoration of the White House

“Jack White is a washed-up, has-been loser posting drivel on social media because he clearly has ample time on his hands due to his stalled career,” claimed White House spokesman Steven Cheung.

“It’s apparent [White]’s been masquerading as a real artist, because he fails to appreciate, and quite frankly disrespects, the splendor and significance of the Oval Office inside of ‘The People’s House,'” Cheung added.

this is Jack’s response…

"Listen, I’m an artist and not a politician so I’m in no need to give my answer or opinion on anything if I’m not inspired or compelled, but how funny that it wasn’t me calling out trump’s blatant fascist manipulation of government, his gestapo ICE tactics, his racist remarks about Latinos, Native Americans, etc. his ridiculous 'wall' construction, his attacks on the disabled, his attempted coup and mob insurrection and destruction of the sacred halls of congress, his disparaging sexist and pedophilic remarks about women, his obvious attempts at distraction about being a close personal friend of Jeffrey Epstein and his inclusion in the Epstein files, his ignorance of the dying children in Sudan, Gaza, and the Democratic Republic of the Congo, his lack of empathy for military veterans and those struggling with poverty, his attempts to dismantle healthcare, his obvious wimpy and pathetic kowtowing to the dictators Putin and Kim Jong Un, his nazi like rallies, his attempts to sell merchandise and products like Goya beans through the office of the President, his fake 'gunshot to the ear' that he showed no medical records or photographs of, his constant, constant, constant lying to the American people, etc. etc. etc."

"No, it wasn’t me calling out any of that, it was the f*cking DECOR OF THE OVAL OFFICE remarks I made that got them to respond with insults," he continued. "How petty and pathetic and thin skinned could this administration get? 'Masquerading as a real artist'? Thank you for giving me my tombstone engraving! Well here’s my opinion, trump is masquerading as a human being."

"He’s masquerading as a christian, as a leader, as a person with actual empathy," he wrote. "He’s been masquerading as a businessman for decades as nothing he’s involved in has prospered except by using other people’s money to find loophole

after loophole and grift after grift."

"His staff of professional liar toadies like Steven Cheung and Karoline Leavitt have been covering up and masking his fascism as patriotism and fomenting hatred and division in this country on a daily basis," White went on. "And I have 'ample time on (my) hands'? That orange grifter has spent more tax payer money cheating at golf than helping ANYONE in the country. Improve. Anything. There is no progress with him, only smoke and mirrors and tax breaks for the ultra wealthy."

"So maga folk, enjoy your concrete paving over of the rose garden, your 200 million dollar ballroom in the White House, and your gaudy ass gold spray painted trinkets from Home Depot, cause he ain’t spending any money on helping YOU unless you fit into his white supremacist country club rich idiot agenda,"

"Wow, he hates who you hate....good for you, be proud of yourselves, how christian of you all,"

"The only way you can support this conman is because you are a victim of the 2 party system and you 'defend your guy no matter what he does.'" he wrote. "No intelligent person can defend this low life fascist. This bankruptor of casinos. This failed seller of trump steaks, trump vodka, trump water, etc."

"This man and his goon squad have failed upwards for decades and have fleeced the American people over and over," wrote White. "This professional golf cheat, this grifter who has hundreds of thousands of deaths from his inaction of the pandemic on his hands, this man that the majority of the country somehow were fooled into supporting and voting into office (through the flawed electoral college) and their love of reality

television stars."

"Being insulted by the actual White House that this particular conman leads is a badge of honor to me, because anyone who trump supports and likes is a villain who gives nothing to their fellow man, only takes what can benefit themselves,"

"And no I’m not a Democrat either, I’m a human being raised in Detroit, I’m an artist who’s owned his own businesses like his own upholstery shop and recording label since he was 21 years old who has enough street sense to know when a 3 card monte dealer is a cheap grifter and a thief,"

"I was raised to believe that we defeated fascism in World War II and that we would never allow it again in the world. I don't always state publicly my political opinions, and like anyone I don't always know all of the facts, but when it comes to this man and this administration I'm not going to be like one of the silent minority of 1930's Germany. This man is a danger to not just America but the entire world and that's not an exaggeration, he's dismantling democracy and endangering the planet on a daily basis, and we. all. know. it. -JW III... 'To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.' - Theodore Roosevelt"

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"Lol gifted kid burnout? You mean youre just sad you cant say youre better than other people anymore."

Hey thats a funny joke about how the pennsylvania department of education used my test taking ability as a statistic for better federal funding.

Very funny joke about how they put proverbial horseblinders on me at age 7, showed me one path to survive, pointed me down it and said "the only way you can survive is sprinting as hard as you can. Dont stop."

Hilarious jab about how when me and most of the other "gifted" kids inevitably were mentally debilitated by highschool and asked "dont we ever get to stop? Is there a different path I can try?" our questions fell on absent ears or worse, were only met with deliberate misunderstanding, shaming, and more pressure, and we had to either push further and hope it got easier (it never did) or be brave enough to take off the blinders ourselves and wander off into uncharted territory 10 years later than our peers, already worn down from chasing an impossible goal, just to start figuring out the rest of our lives on our own after all that.

Fucking knee slapper about how they took kids and told them, they could lean on their academic skills, exposed them to no other options, and then shrugged their shoulders when the advanced placement system just exhausted most of them and left them lost and without direction or future.

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Funny looking banana

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these people all think that it’s “wokeness” and “communism” when the real answer is private equity

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"doesn't this charater under insane stress going through extremely traumatic events realize how inconvenient their irrational emotional reactions are to the people around them?" well, see, you're not gonna believe this, but the thing is,

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i was trying to make a meme but i fucked up the audio layering and

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Asexual people who feel pressured into having sex when they don’t want to and queer people that are afraid or ashamed of having sex even though they want to are actually being repressed by the same societal forces but nobody seems to want to talk about that

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Joey, the rescued baby otter loves crunching ice.

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when tumblr dies we should just all go back to pdfs

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At times I suspect the real reason we're still having dumbfuck "who is working class?" arguments is because in spite of our pretensions, most of us are still operating on the tinker-toy version of labour theory we learned on social media in high school which requires the existence of a monolithic working class where every single member has identical material and political interests, and the unspoken goal of all the theory we're reading is to finally delineate the boundaries of that monolith and declare everyone else a perfidious imposter. Half of us are about two hairs shy of having an "are women bourgeois" moment.

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Yes! @charlesoberonn understands! I so often wish I had a real life "Curse Note," rather then a "Death Note."

I'd love to curse cruel rich and powerful people with the sort of curse that comes with a handy escape hatch as long as the cursed person fulfills some condition.

The curses would make them suffer approximations of what they are making others suffer and/or remove the gains they received by causing said suffering. The escape hatches would be them fixing the things they've ruined to the best of their ability, and taking honest, public accountability for their actions.

Unfortunately we live in a world in which the rich and powerful own the system by which they might actually be made to take accountability. Is it any wonder so many of us wish them death, when all other avenues are closed to us?

I am generally against killing but I am not a pacifist so if I had a death note I would absolutely use it to kill some of the world's worst despots and dictators (though only if I had a reasonable belief that things will improve if they die suddenly)

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So many people who love generative AI don't have a creative bone in their body and can't imagine anyone actually enjoying the time and effort it takes to write something or draw something.

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SVSSS AU/fic prompt where Shen Yuan transmigrates as random NPC, and ends up on Cang Qiong Only instead of YQY or SQQ noticing the mini SQQ it's Airplane who notices and realizes second transmigrator and instantly scoops him up because Bro I need company please!

Cue head disciple of An Ding SY, who spends most time roasting Airplane and covering for him when he's with MBJ.

MBJ sees SY who knows about him and ends up misunderstanding that SQH has adopting this child...I shall also adopt this child.

(Also because SY knows all about demonic culture when MBJ tries teaching him MBJ assumes SQH knows all about it)

SY being on a different peak but still trying got help LBH, he sneaks supplies into the woodshed for him, new Manuel, medicine, blankets extra food ect (he keeps raiding the An Ding store rooms and passing everything on to Binghe) even books about the abyss and demonic cultivation.

LBH has no idea where stuff is coming from he occasionally has notes and saves them all, he tries to find them but SY is good at covering tracks. He has got scent and sense of Qi but has never properly met him.

Abyss happens and when LBH shows up to take over North sees SY(whose there with airplane) recognizes QI/scent gets understanding from court and MBJ that SQH has adopted SY, and SQH is engaged to MBJ.

LBH instantly goes from takeover to marriage alliance. I want a marriage alliance with the North.

SQH and SY are confused.... who is LBH going to marry? None of the wives are here right?

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I have read this extra specifically, like 5 times before, and I've only now realized that he wanted to show LBH that he's alive and warm and here for him.

I thought he just wanted LBH to grab his titty

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The countries that got tea via China through the Silk Road (land) referred to it in various forms of the word “cha”. On the other hand, the countries that traded with China via sea - through the Min Tan port called it in different forms of “te”.