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23.5 | 1.09 When The Earth Tilts

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Having a girlfriend who writes is kinda funny because I'm like a one person fandom lol like the other day I couldn't sleep so I just stayed up making her shitty quality memes about her story that nobody else will get and I had the time of my life laughing about them with her after lol.

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Ashlynn: So... When are you gonna do something about your crush on Faybelle?

Briar: Pffff! I don't have a crush on Faybelle!

Briar: She's just some idiot I stare at all the time, and when she's not there it kinda... Ruins my whole day!

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Bunny: Hey, Faybelle. How do you ask someone out?

Faybelle: Ok, first of all you gotta-

Briar: Don't ask her. She asked me out at 3:00 AM in an Ol'McDonald's bathroom.

Bunny: ... And you said yes?

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apple: wonderlandians don’t have iced tea? what do you drink during the summer?

maddie: tea.

apple: but it’s hot.

lizzie: tea. there are no other drinks. only tea.

apple: what if… what if you don’t like tea?

kitty: then the weak die.

chase: it’s natural selection.

bunny: guys, stop.

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Faybelle: I’m such an idiot.

Briar:

Faybelle:

Briar:

Faybelle:

Briar: I love you, but if you’re waiting on me to disagree with you, it’s gonna be a long night.

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Cupid : Okay, now observe.

Cupid: EVERYONE, The floor is lava!

Darling: *helps Apple onto the counter*

Faybelle: *tries to push Briar off the sofa*

Cupid: As you can see, there are two types of people–

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I feel starved

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Regina: Fuck! I hurt my finger!

Cady: Do you want me to kiss it better?

Regina: ... That's actually a thing?

Cady: Yeah! My mom used to do it for me all the time when I was little.

*Later*

Regina: I need you to punch me in the mouth.

Janis: Fuckin' finally!

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Poppy playtime Catnap just wanna have fun too

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Incorrect Nerdy Prudes Must Die 1/?

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sometimes you get through a day by promising yourself you can make a silly image at the end of it

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Karen: Just be yourself.

Regina: "Be myself"? Karen, I have one night to make Cady's mom like me. How long did it take before you guys started to like me again?

Gretchen: A couple of weeks.

Damian: Six months.

Janis: Jury's still out!

Regina: Exactly!

Regina: "Be myself." What kind of garbage advice is that?

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Broke: Snow White being homophobic and not accepting of Darling being Apple's true love because "that's not how the story goes"

Woke: Snow White is OVERLY accepting of Darling being Apple's true love because so far, that has been one of the only things to go right in Apple's story

Seriously though, just aggressive ally mom Snow White when her daughter hasn't even fully processed she's gay yet. Snow White constantly mentions her gay friends to make Apple feel comfortable. It doesn't work. I personally headcanon that Hunter has two dads, and that's why he has both Huntsman destinies, so Snow White inviting their family over to show Apple just how cool with it she is. Snow White calling Darling her daughter in law, Apple and Darling are not dating at this point. Others like Milton Grimm and the Charming parents are kinda pissed about this turn of events but aren't saying anything because going against Snow White is crazy.

King and Queen Charming are just trying to explain how their firstborn heir really should marry first and Snow is already asking Darling when she plans to propose.

Grimm, pissed that he once again failed to predict how the story would go and thus looks like an even bigger fool, desperately suggesting that it could have been a fluke while Snow is already planning Apple and Darling's wedding.

Snow's king is just "yes dear"-ing it through all of this, he was slightly disappointed because he wanted a son in law he could spar with, but then was on board once he realized Darling is a good fighter.

All of Apple and Darling's friends have found this to be extremely funny, in part because of how anxious both had been individually about Snow White learning. Briar learned that Snow once told Apple and Darling that "the door had to stay open" when they were talking at Apple's house, and she has yet to let it go and probably never will.