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as long as my room has natural light i know everything will be okay

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mike’s hard past couple of months

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Dear professor this assignment did not nourish my fundamentally curious soul so i did not do it No penalty full 100 points please Goodbye!

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where do modern dancers even find all that weird music

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guy who makes a spreadsheet to figure out if his crush likes him back

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trying to read books again is doing some things to my me

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just remembered pineapple guava exist and now i want to eat one so bad

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I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

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page 1 of are you my mother: dude this book ain’t shit this dream sequence makes no sense

30 minutes later, suddenly gripped by the mind map i drew in my journal the night before: the obsessive desire to understand oneself is also a pathology

i just read fun home and it’s making me crazy. alison you can’t do this to me. i’m going to end up reading the iliad to understand my father’s narrative symmetry or something. stop

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the fact that i still have to unlearn shame… like come on that’s literally the most embarrassing thing to not have unlearned yet

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i just read fun home and it’s making me crazy. alison you can’t do this to me. i’m going to end up reading the iliad to understand my father’s narrative symmetry or something. stop

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no fucking way someone donated a used flogger to the free recycling store on campus

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Part of getting older is realizing how absolutely insane it is that basically every form of media is constantly trying to convince us that the most interesting moments of the lived human experience are happening in HIGH SCHOOL…… girl who gives a flying fuck what 16 year olds are doing.

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[guy who likes to help everyone always but is also suicidal and some sort of pervert voice] no yeah you can drink my blood. It’s fine

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who up vajazzling their tdick

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mad bc my professor gave us an assignment to make art we think is ugly & i want to make the most bedazzled horny transgender thing ever but as soon as i can begin to appreciate an aesthetic despite it being overwhelming and immoderate i start loving it uncontrollably