thelastsarahbender

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chance: anyone else feel like tory is just playing with you however she pleases. she thinks she sooo funny. well I’m about to be hilarious

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code, kathy reichs (2013)

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Summary: The one where all the Virals are girls, they grow up together and everything is a little more gay than usual.

(Shout out to those who remember this piece from when it was first posted in 2016!)

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apparently this morning my wife heard me make a noise in my sleep and she asked me if i was okay and i just responded with "yeah, i'm just pissed off" and promptly fell asleep again. like i was dead asleep and just fucking hating still i guess. the grind never stops

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My stepdad is so fucking funny sometimes

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okay, i'll bite. *goes straight for the jugular*

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need a boyfriend except he's not my boyfriend and is just some weird guy i drag around with me everywhere

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And this “two-faced bitch” is seeing twice as many stars as usual 😌

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A fully grown adult commented on that reddit post of "My cat got upset when my girlfriend spanked me" with "maybe you weirdos shouldn't be physically harming your partners" and I'm losing my shit adfklhsglk

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question of the ever. would tory consider it cheating if hi and shelton were mentally swapping answers during a test. she obviously can't narc on them so would she yell at them? would she just ignore them? if she was struggling with a question and one of them shoved the answer into her brain would she write it down?

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every day i miss them

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book 1 ben/tory has bewitched me recently. she may not have understood their dynamic or her own feelings for an entire series but she DID always see him!

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show tempe gang crossover with the morris islanders would actually have been the best episode of bones ever. btw

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shelton wizard au!!! shelton wizard au!!!!!

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my most ambitious idea for a virals fic was downloading those social media skins on ao3 to do a fic of people reacting to the game master case. like news articles, reddit threads, tweets, youtube videos, news comment sections, the tumble accounts, the true crime media. just the range of reactions to the group and the case. the general public, the analysis of the weak spots of their case that didn’t add up, the connections to other cases, the conspiracy theories, and the odd online investigators who successfully linked them to the claybourne case and then mysteriously were scrubbed from the internet or sent cease and desist letters.

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this is by far the funniest tory line that’s ever been put to print. swipe doesn’t work in the series timeline but it’s also doesn’t work bc WHAT is she talking about. tory has broken into and searched homes, bedrooms, offices, and coffins that were IN USE at the time. she has read minds against explicit requests not to read minds. one day she is going to find out that she can control the bodies of her friends under duress and she is not going to hesitate to commandeer their skinsuits. she does not has not and will never give a fuck about "privacy." this goes beyond classic toryisms into satire.