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I know, I know... and I commiserate, oh, generic Baron's guard.
#everybody loves eskel even this guy but whatever this is it seems to transcend even love#witcher eskel#eskel the witcher#the witcher 3 screenshots#my screenshots#everybody loves eskel#eskel#dropping in unannounced#some mods :))#the witcher 3#witcher 3#tw3
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it feels kinda hot in here, must be the belleteyn bonfires...
Bonfire 🔥
#belleteyn at hearts of stone#oof 🔥🔥🔥🔥#an acute case of eskelitis#but I'm getting treatment and it involves direct prolonged and intense exposure to eskel#witcher eskel#witcher geralt#witcher sandwich#eskel having a great time as he should yeah bby let's go#gaunter o'dimm hosts the best parties - expensive tickets tho#white gull ✔️ fisstech ❌
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Always hire a trusted home inspector before buying property.
they might be pricey, intimidating and a bit growly - but it will be worth every penny in the end.
no surprises in the attic,
no unwanted guests in the basement.
will check structural stability with practical tryouts. If there's structural damage you'll know it (as will the neighbors).
Fixer-upper single family unit, two bedroom open kitchen & living space, private rooftop terrace, abundance of natural light.
Amazing unique features: tower with 360 degree panoramic view, access to private beach, amazing private location with secure private access.
Around: amazing area for trekking and nature walks , opportunities to observe local fauna, beach;
Great potential, needs some work done, otherwise ready to move in immediately.
#eskel visits the coast#reliable eskel#home inspector please inspect my home#the witcher 3#the witcher 3 screenshots#my screenshots#some mods :))#eskel#witcher eskel#no you shouldn't buy this there's massive structural damage#no you can't fix it over the weekend
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Anathema
Also a warm version as originally intended :) I switched to moonlight halfway through.
And I put a lot herbs that are often associated with Regis in the books <3
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Walkthrough with Eskel in a WildHunt game save, after Geralt:
✅ everyone hates witchers
✅ all coffers, pantries and cupboards are empty and everything is gone (including the broken oars)
✅ Geralt's trunk takes ages to open, and guess what, everything is in there (including the broken oars)
#the witcher 3#thank you mod creator i've been giggling for 5h straight#eskel deserves better#everybody loves eskel#geralt and his sticky hands#witcher eskel#witcher 3#tw3#eskel#geralt of rivia#witcher mods
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Guys, guess who just discovered mods? (10y later)
#tw3#what is it the wolf needs pellar well I think it might be your precious goat#goat police#goat welfare#inability to care for your goat will get it confiscated#thank you mod creator I've been giggling for 5h straight#eskel the witcher#big dark brooding wolf eskel#eskelitis symptoms include shortness of breath#eskel deserves better#everybody loves eskel#confused wolf#eskel#the witcher 3#witcher eskel#the witcher 3 screenshots#my screenshots#witcher mods
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Fixer-upper single family unit, two bedroom open kitchen & living space, private rooftop terrace, abundance of natural light.
Amazing unique features: tower with 360 degree panoramic view, access to private beach, amazing private location with secure private access.
Around: amazing area for trekking and nature walks , opportunities to observe local fauna, beach;
Great potential, needs some work done, otherwise ready to move in immediately.
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Eskel
Eskel casting Igni
My PS5 photo edited shot.
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Eskel's scar in The Witcher 2007 is something insane🙏🙏🙏 his scar in the Witcher 3 looks like a kitty’s scratches against the scar in the first part
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I almost forgot that Belleteyn also includes the Sabbath at the Bald Mountain😈
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Kaer Morhen: The Blue Mountains and valleys
My PS5 photo edited shot.
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A Gaunter encounter from an AU, full post here (amazing art by @adregisuccurrendum )
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#and Geralt knows he's yenning for Yen just like before when he'd yenned for Yen but now he needs crowns and all he has is ¥100 (yens)#82827 words written and only now I find this how is it possible?#writing makes you learn new words#witcher geralt#geralt of rivia#tw3 geralt#tw3#geralt z rivii#the witcher#shitposting
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