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Lets go All Over The Fucking Place with mama
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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on
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Tumblr, I propose a battle of wits!
I have put Iocaine powder in one of these two goblets. You choose, then we both drink.
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As a writer I need everyone to know that whenever I write "exchanged glances" my intent is this
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Mudkip from Pokémon Channel! 💙
July 18th 2003/December 1st 2003/April 2nd 2004 (Japan/NA/PAL)
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Me reading the Trump/Musk breakup news this week:
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Maid cleaning a massive chateau surely belonging to the richest people you’ve ever seen, and as she’s walking from room to room you notice that every single portrait is of her
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Look I don't wanna bitch but if your Tumblr fic takes longer to scroll past than the Do You Love The Colour Of The Sky post then it would be kinda appreciated if you put the majority of it under a Read More button
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Mr. Ring-a-Ding / Lux Imperator gifs (Discord emote compatible)
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congratulations to people who are good at performing conversations and social interactions. did you take a class or is it just like genetics or whatever
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day 1 discord dms with a mutual: hahha yeah i hope im not bothering you! look at this silly picture haha reminds me of that one guy
day 563 discord dms with a mutual: I accidentally lit .my entire fucking marshmallow on fire when i was roasting it on the stove
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