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can you tell from my posts that I wasn’t loved as a child

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You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended

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I think it's time we put in a 5 year ban on live action movies. The live action remakes have gone too far, I'm sorry.

It's cartoons only until 2030.

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done with the "came back wrong" trope. what about came back American

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just a pinch of pynch eheh

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dominant things you can say during sex

i didnt hear what you said

hold on i need to blow my nose

wow

i feel kind of nauseous

is this anything

i don't know

this kind of reminds me of that one song

we can probably ignore that noise if you want to

why is my sock wet

it smells bad in here

that was weird

where are my glasses

ow

this is normal

sorry

just 2 chill people chilling

this is cool

can you say that again

are we good

youre actually naked

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it meme: [4/9] relationships → bill denbrough + eddie kaspbrak ““Thanks, Bill,” Eddie said. Bill’s tired, half-crazy face seemed suddenly lovely to him—lovely and well loved. He felt a dim sense of amazement. I’d die for him, I guess, if he told me to. What kind of power is that?”

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…but did you want it enough? 

[fanart for @mapurl‘s game, “Use Your Outside Voice, Richie Tozier!”]

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poking at Ur hand with my nose to get you to pet me

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Mr Elvis werent you dead

I got better

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good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

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“Humans are inherently selfish--" Then why do so many cultures value hospitality, to the point of dictating it in their religions? Why is it so common for hosts to offer their visitors their best food, and as much of it as they can? At some point, multiple cultures decided that they knew what it felt like to be alone and vulnerable, and promised each other to never let those who stay with them feel that way. That doesn't sound very "inherently selfish" to me.

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i feel like so many people misunderstand redemption arcs. they’re not about forgiving past actions. they’re not about softening previous behavior. redemption arcs are about realizing past behavior was heinous and resolving to be better, do better. that’s why so many redemption arcs fall apart upon close scrutiny.

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grammy award winning small but knowing clown

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2018 Grinch has no edge. He’s got no bite. He’s not even that much of an asshole. He’s just a sassy gay furry with unusually nice teeth despite his famous theme song declaring otherwise.

1966 Grinch? Now that was a mean, scary bastard. He was a crusty old fuck who hated society so much that he only came off his shitty frozen mountain to commit crimes and terrorism out of spite.

Bennyhoo Cumberland Grinch comes down from his mountain to buy groceries.

You can round the edges off a character to make them more “relatable” or whatever, but you also run the risk of losing what defined them in the first place. The end result is bland and generic.

2018 Grinch is a reflection of modern society’s rejection of real character flaws in the interest of being “unproblematic” and in this essay i will

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Charlie will never stop stealing Nicks clothes 🥰