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Well I assumed... that venom ate creatures like humans for their brain... not the blood.

And given we have been told earlier they can't differentiate between differentiate taste of chocolate I thought blood (which is not Venom's source of nutrition) would be indistinguishable. (Especially when the ask just asks about human blood)

You sure neither of you are mosquitos?

Well if I can, I eat.. all of it, even if the brain is the main point. So, I still taste the blood, and the muscles, and everything else.

We're not mosquitos or vampires, anon - .-

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Did... did the last ask assume Venom was a mosquitoe?

Well he eats people..? When you eat people, there is blood..

It is a valid question! Although the difference isn't noticeable in the human species, it is noticeable in other creatures on other planets!

..... No one needed to know that..

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Venom!! Do humans with certain blood types taste better/worse than others?

For the most part they all taste the same!! Although people with anemia often aren't as flavorful as others.

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LOOK AT US EDDIE!!! We look so pretty..

Why are we dressed like that..?

IT DOES NOT MATTER WHY!! YOU LOOK GORGEOUS!!

Thanks V..

Wait is that Carnage in the pink-

✨ VENOM X GREEK STICKERS✨

this took me a while to finish! But I'm glad I can show it off 😉 they'll be up as stickers (shirts maybe) soon as I set up the details for my redbubble 💕

I'll let you guys know when they are available so you guys can get your own sticker as soon as possible 🥰

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Opinions on cheese???

Eddie makes grilled cheeses a lot! I like those!

I like cheese with things. By itself? Meh. I hate the whole wine and cheese thing; that's weird. I hated going to places that had those, with Anne.

Cheese sticks are weird too; we don't like cheese sticks..

Yes indeed, V. They are weird! Basically, we don't like cheese by itself, but almost everything is better with cheese added to it.

Yes!! :D

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I love yaoi so much!!! I wish I was a guy :(

"If you are trans and want to be a guy, you should embrace it!! Be proud!!"

"I think they just said they're jealous of gay sex, man-"

"Oh- .... Be proud of liking gay se-"

Takes phone "Okay, that's enough for today!"

"It is only 7:45 in the morning!"

"Well too bad, you blew it!"

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Hii!! :3 Venom what's your favorite thing about Eddie? If not already asked :o

(HI!!! IT'S ME!!! EDDIEANDV!! FLEXES MY MUSCLES BECAUSE I'M COOL LIKE THAT)

(HI!!!!!)

There are too many things about him that are good, so I'll split it into categories..

Physically Internal: His heart when he sleeps. It beats so nicely. The lungs are fun to observe too. So I often just maneuver myself around in his ribcage, listening to everything.

Physically External: I like his hands. They're pretty. Often I'll slip out a small tendril in public, and he'll hold me.. He has pale skin, and it looks pretty next to my dark black tendrils (especially on a bed...).

Personality: He is cute when he is being sassy and annoyed. Annoyed annoyed is boring and rude, but when he's kinda annoyed, but not really, and he's being a sassy prick, it's cute.

Behaviors: His stims are adorable. He taps tunes with his fingers on certain surfaces, he bounces his leg, he runs his thumb against his pointer finger. My species doesn't need to stim, so it's interesting to observe. And now with me in the picture, he doesn't mind if I get in the way of some of those stims. When he's moving his thumb like that, I'll appear and he's massaging me, and it's really nice.

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Out of Character shit:

While I think Venom can control parts of Eddie's biology and health, I don't think he can reconstruct Eddie's whole ass gender.

I think it's much more feasible for Venom to make female reproductive organs, and have a little human symbiote baby with Eddie.

But for fun, baby looks 100% human at first, for memes. (Blue is Venom, pink is Eddie)

ooc: Eddie mpreg who clapped

MEEEE!

ooc: Why are YOU. Here?????

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OOC: Just wanna thank @adanmwere for surprising me with 32 notifications, while I was gone for 5 minutes while brushing my teeth. Glad you like this shit show, thanks for the support!

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How do you plan food? Like where do you get what you need to survive as a symbiote and host.

I know Eddie's reporter job is doing well, so money can't be the big issue. What do you eat in a day?

Back Alley Trash.

We do not eat out of a dumpster, idiot. Why would you suggest that?

Not trash trash, Eddie.. We eat People trash.. Bad guys..~

..... I have a meal plan, and it's balanced enough to get by. Luckily with V, I was able to drop all of my medications, because he fixed all my health problems; that's a piece out of the budget.

Additionally Ms. Chen gives us free stuff, in exchange for threatening the nearby gangs to leave her alone, so. It works out in the end.

And if we feel like it, back alley trash..~

Please shut up..

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venom, how was your easter?? (lots of chocolate and stuff, right?)

WE HAD LOTS OF CHOCOLATE, ANON!!!

He's still going through the stash.

YOU GOT ME SO MUCH!! AND IT WAS THESE BEAUTIFUL BUNNIES, AND THESE CUTE EGGS! AND I LOVED IT, AND I JUST HAD TO KISS YOU FOR HOURS OVER THE AMAZING GIFTS-

Hey, hey- Love you too V, but quiet down a bit; you're kinda still on a sugar high.

oh... sorry for being loud anon <3

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Besides Beyond you could also play Mario cart.

We play Mario Kart all the time! I love it!

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Tw I think? For organ description

Hey V, which organ is your favorite pillow in Eddie's body?

I personally would think the kidneys or liver would be the best since they move the least during body functions and are quite squishy compared to other organs. (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)

The liver is one of the nicer pillows, yes. The other nice spot, is resting in his shoulders, kind of like a scarf. And I'll massage out the sore spots in his muscles while I'm laying there sometimes.

But regarding non-pillow stuff, I love his heart. The way it beats is fun to listen too. I also like watching his lungs; watching them replenish the oxygen in his blood is captivating.

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The game is called Beyond: two souls.

One play the human character and does all the 'human decisions', while the other player plays Aiden. An incosivable creature from beyond the veil who can posses peopel and throw stuff around.

It's a cinematic story telling where you jump back and forward in time and need to help each other out and give the other player control of the game to solve puzzles and stay alive.

OOC: Omg, that actually sounds super cool.

For fun, I should play the human, and you should be the alien..

Fuck it, I'll go see if I can get it later. Preferably at an hour that isn't 3 am. V, can you put the phone down and let me sleep?

I am enjoying Candy Crush..

You can enjoy it tomorrow, god.

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Do you play video games together? If so I have a fun recommendation for a 2 player game, I think you both would enjoy.

We play games sometimes; I have an X-Box and a Wii.

What is the game!?

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How long is Venom's tongue? (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠❤

Asking for research purposes...

Haven't measured!

My guess is one or two feet? At least, that's how far he can extend it.

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Opinions on femslash/Yuri????

Venom is a protector of Lesbians!!