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Fading memory

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Huey is wearing a plain black tuxedo tonight but we’ll forgive him because he’s so handsome.

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always on high alert

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mermayyy. cod, of course.

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Dog toy plushies have fundamentally different souls than that of regular plushies. Unlike regular plushies, which are content with just existing (and just go to regular heaven when they get destroyed and don’t mind being resurrected), dog toys seek Valhalla. This is why you don’t need to feel bad when your dog/cat/especially strong bird rips it to shreds, because this was the warriors death they were seeking all their life

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the poe poe!

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@evilneo

Been seeing a lot of posts i want to unleash the scarab on 🪲

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L + ratio + XOXOXO

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redraw of one of my old codfather drawings coz he is so <3

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? ??? ?? apple ??

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yall have got to be more normal about Southern people and I'm not kidding. enough of the Sweet Home Alabama incest jokes, enough of the idea that all Southerners are bigots and rednecks, and enough of the idea that the South has bad food. shut up about "trailer trash" and our accents and our hobbies!

do yall know how fucking nauseating it is to hear people only bring up my state to make jokes about people in poverty and incestuous relationships? how much shame I feel that I wasn't born up north like the Good Queers and Good Leftists with all the Civilised Folk with actual houses instead of small cramped trailers that have paper thin walls that I know won't protect me in a bad enough storm?

do yall know how frustrating it is to be trans in a place that wants to kill you and whenever you bring it up to people they say "well just move out" instead of sympathizing with you or offering help?

do yall understand how alienating it is to see huge masterposts of queer and mental health resources but none of them are in your state because theyre all up north? and nobody seems to want to fix this glaring issue because "they're all hicks anyways"

Southern people deserve better. we deserve to be taken seriously and given a voice in the queer community and the mental health space and leftist talks in general.

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Shit's gonna hit the fan in the american plains today

"Possibly The Worst storm of 2024"

If you live in Oklahoma, Kansas, Southern Nebraska or eastern Missouri, you Need to be aware of the weather. Have multiple ways to receive severe weather alerts, and have a tornado action plan.

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old Springdad AU art!

Mike has friends who are around his age and one of their favorite games is called "Chasing Mike's dad". There's no other reason why they do this other than "it's fun seeing his reaction"

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@skeletoninthemelonland 's springdad au sketches🌈🌈(hope I'll finish it)

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Joel misses his wife 💯

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what is wrong with them (affectionate)