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lads…… it’s march. how we coping
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How many brain cells have you lost since joining Tumblr
Bold of you to assume I had any to begin with
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You are so ugly im sorry
Dont apologize u didnt choose to be blind
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when you forget to turn on the wifi and realize you’ve been using your data all this time
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should i be in bed? yes
am i? hell no
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my brother just helped a kookaburra that was getting beaten up by magpies and now it’s chilling in his car
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In case someone hasn't told you today,
You broke. Stop buying all that damn fast food. Carry yo ass home and eat what ya momma cooked.
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peeing in the ocean is the best feeling its like im sharing a piece of myself with the world i hope my pee made it to australia i love australia
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the northern territory unveiled their new tourism ad the other day
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What do you think of girls with glasses??
i’m glad they can see
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yo how much dirt you gotta throw in the ocean to make a new country
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Omfg two of the girls who were contestant on The Bachelor Australia are dating each other
It’s literally this photo becoming reality

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