thelof9
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Billie | 29 | any pronouns |
I'm a hobby artist from Sydney who draws silly little fish and enjoys being generally enthusiastic about things. I also adore ocs.✨🌸
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#the part where his boss somes to his bedroom door to reprimand him/threaten his job for Being Late One Time#meanwhile gregor is struggling fubction bc cannot control his body and had a massive monologue begging his boss not to fire him because#he can “still work” snd the boss cant even understand him#i love that scene so much#lit stuff
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Do you love the colour of the sturgeon?
Which one?
#mermaids and other sirens#a little disappointed that i didnt have to scroll at mach speed for five minutes to get past the fish
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Someone messaged me to tell me they had small boobs and then blocked me
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they inventeed a new science called "dont let the balloon hit the floor" scientests are being vaery careful and bapping that thing before it can fall jumping over the couch and shit
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my number one skill is being sooo cute and my number two skill is the ancient curse
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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)
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Snowball in Hell, acrylics, 30cmx20cm
I used a random piece of wire to paint the smallest details..!
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"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.
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i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real
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i tried to hire a hypeman and the cheapest one (free) was a fucking wizard and now i cant get rid of her. she keeps saying shit like "she speaketh true" and "very wise milady" everytime i say fuckin anything and if she sees a car she tries to attack it with chain lightning. fucking embarassing honestly
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