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Chapter 2: Cycle 2

Chapter 3: Cycle 3

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(Almost) New Year, same speculative pattison mommy issues :)

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sorry for needlessly roasting french horns i guess 🤷

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in our time of need 🫠

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EPUB version just dropped. Typos, plotholes, and bad grammar included, as a feature 😘

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The Official Recommended Reading Order for the A Scone and a Book series 🤡

Read in any order at your leisure, or do it the unhinged way 🤷. I've left a little trail of links for you to follow in the end notes of every chapter as well.

Chapters 1-16 of A Scone and a Book (Main) Chapters 1-2 of Somewhere in Paris Chapters 17-19 of A Scone and a Book (Main) Chapter 3 of Somewhere in Paris Chapter 20 of A Scone and a Book (Main) Chapter 4 of Somewhere in Paris Chapters 21-22 of A Scone and a Book (Main) Chapter 1 of Somewhere in the Shadows Chapter 23 of A Scone and a Book (Main) Chapter 1 of Somewhere in the Graveyard Chapters 24-25 of A Scone and a Book (Main) Chapter 2 of Somewhere in the Graveyard Chapter 26 of A Scone and a Book (Main) Chapter 2 of Somewhere in the Shadows Chapter 27 of A Scone and a Book (Main) Chapter 3 of Somewhere in the Shadows Chapter 28 of A Scone and a Book (Main) Chapter 1 of Somewhere in Arizona Chapter 29 of A Scone and a Book (Main) Chapter 5 of Somewhere in Paris Chapter 3 of Somewhere in the Graveyard Chapter 2 of Somewhere in Arizona Chapter 30 of A Scone and a Book (Main) Chapter 6 of Somewhere in Paris Chapters 4-5 of Somewhere in the Shadows Chapter 31 of A Scone and a Book (Main) Chapter 7 of Somewhere in Paris Chapter 4 of Somewhere in the Graveyard Chapter 8 of Somewhere in Paris Chapter 32 of A Scone and a Book (Main) Chapter 6 of Somewhere in the Shadows Chapter 9 of Somewhere in Paris Chapter 5 of Somewhere in the Graveyard Chapter 10 of Somewhere in Paris Chapter 6 of Somewhere in the Graveyard Chapter 33 of A Scone and a Book (Main) Chapter 7 of Somewhere in the Shadows Chapter 11 of Somewhere in Paris Chapter 7 of Somewhere in the Graveyard Chapter 8 of Somewhere in the Shadows Chapter 34 of A Scone and a Book (Main) Chapter 9 of Somewhere in the Shadows Chapter 8 of Somewhere in the Graveyard Chapters 10-12 of Somewhere in the Shadows Chapter 35 of A Scone and a Book (Main) Chapter 3 of Somewhere in Arizona Chapter 12 of Somewhere in Paris Chapter 4 of Somewhere in Arizona Chapter 36 of A Scone and a Book (Main) Chapter 13 of Somewhere in Paris Chapter 13 of Somewhere in the Shadows Chapter 9 of Somewhere in the Graveyard Chapter 5 of Somewhere in Arizona

Chapter 1 of Somewhere in a Bookstore Café

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"What if I really was someone else? Someone beautiful and powerful. Someone buried alive and suffocating to death… very far away, on the other side of the television screen." — I Saw The TV Glow (2024)

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I've read exactly one book and I'm never going to let anyone forget it 🫠

(It's not angst this time, I promise)

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The Official Recommended Reading Order for the A Scone and a Book series 🤡

Read in any order at your leisure, or do it the unhinged way 🤷. I've left a little trail of links for you to follow in the end notes of every chapter as well.

Chapters 1-16 of A Scone and a Book (Main) Chapters 1-2 of Somewhere in Paris Chapters 17-19 of A Scone and a Book (Main) Chapter 3 of Somewhere in Paris Chapter 20 of A Scone and a Book (Main) Chapter 4 of Somewhere in Paris Chapters 21-22 of A Scone and a Book (Main) Chapter 1 of Somewhere in the Shadows Chapter 23 of A Scone and a Book (Main) Chapter 1 of Somewhere in the Graveyard Chapters 24-25 of A Scone and a Book (Main) Chapter 2 of Somewhere in the Graveyard Chapter 26 of A Scone and a Book (Main) Chapter 2 of Somewhere in the Shadows Chapter 27 of A Scone and a Book (Main) Chapter 3 of Somewhere in the Shadows Chapter 28 of A Scone and a Book (Main) Chapter 1 of Somewhere in Arizona Chapter 29 of A Scone and a Book (Main) Chapter 5 of Somewhere in Paris Chapter 3 of Somewhere in the Graveyard Chapter 2 of Somewhere in Arizona Chapter 30 of A Scone and a Book (Main) Chapter 6 of Somewhere in Paris Chapters 4-5 of Somewhere in the Shadows Chapter 31 of A Scone and a Book (Main) Chapter 7 of Somewhere in Paris Chapter 4 of Somewhere in the Graveyard Chapter 8 of Somewhere in Paris Chapter 32 of A Scone and a Book (Main) Chapter 6 of Somewhere in the Shadows Chapter 9 of Somewhere in Paris Chapter 5 of Somewhere in the Graveyard Chapter 10 of Somewhere in Paris Chapter 6 of Somewhere in the Graveyard Chapter 33 of A Scone and a Book (Main) Chapter 7 of Somewhere in the Shadows Chapter 11 of Somewhere in Paris Chapter 7 of Somewhere in the Graveyard Chapter 8 of Somewhere in the Shadows Chapter 34 of A Scone and a Book (Main) Chapter 9 of Somewhere in the Shadows Chapter 8 of Somewhere in the Graveyard Chapters 10-12 of Somewhere in the Shadows Chapter 35 of A Scone and a Book (Main) Chapter 3 of Somewhere in Arizona Chapter 12 of Somewhere in Paris Chapter 4 of Somewhere in Arizona Chapter 36 of A Scone and a Book (Main) Chapter 13 of Somewhere in Paris Chapter 13 of Somewhere in the Shadows Chapter 9 of Somewhere in the Graveyard Chapter 5 of Somewhere in Arizona

Chapter 1 of Somewhere in a Bookstore Café

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Warning: Angst only, there is no happy ending in this one-off. Fluff-seekers be warned.

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Official Playlist for A Scone and a Book 🤡

1. Hot Tea - half alive 2. Coffee - Jack Stauber's Micropop 3. How Glad I Am - Nancy Wilson 4. Intolewd - Matt Maltese 5. Nothing - Bruno Major 6. Feels So Easy - Ber 7. Oh Honey! (I Love You) - Peach Tree Rascals 8. love is a black hole ! - Martin Luke Brown 9. My Neighbor Is a Drug Dealer - Beagles 10. coffee - Miguel 11. Bookstore Girl - Charlie Burg 12. kissing girls - Grady 13. The End of the World - Skeeter Davis 14. Book Club - Arkells 15. My Brilliant Friend - Saint Sister 16. Washing Machine Heart - Mitski 17. cannibal - Daphne Eckman 18. She Lit a Fire - Lord Huron 19. Anything - Griff 20. Me & You - Field Guide, OurVinyl 21. Book Club - Orchadia 22. Tell Me How You Like Your Coffee - Peach Face 23. Honey + Tea - Mōzi 24. Witches - Alice Phoebe Lou 25. After Midnight - Chappell Roan 26. Coffee In The Morning - The Boswell Sisters 27. Book Club - Ashgroove 28. Ladyfingers - Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass 29. body horror - eilonwy 30. Circles - Joshua Bassett 31. Espresso - Sabrina Carpenter 32. Partners in Crime - FINNEAS 33. Sands of Time - Penny Taylor 34. Blue Couch - Kentrello 35. Pulling Teeth - Lucius 36. Witchcraft - Graveyard Club

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Maybe there is a perfect world for them after all 🤷.

"Recommended reading order" list to follow.

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Tagged by @armeniuslaurant

Rules: make a poll with five of your all time favorite characters, then tag five (or however many!) people to do the same. see which character is everyone’s favorite.

Nobody said they had to be "good" characters, right? 👀 (sometimes I just love a fucked up little guy).

@arguablyme @callforhelp @theperfectlysafepenguin @thatonesquintern13 @korderoo @monsterstaybroken

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Shhh. Suspend your disbelief for this one, I promise I had a good reason 🤡.