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I know this is going to make me sound pretensions but I have to get it off my chest. I feel an unimaginable rage when someone posts a photo and is like "this picture looks like a renaissance painting lol" when the photo clearly has the lighting, colors and composition of a baroque or romantic painting. There are differences in these styles and those differences are important and labeling every "classical" looking painting as renaissance is annoying and upsetting to me. And anytime I come across one of those posts I have to put down my phone and go take a walk because they make me so mad

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I'm, above all else, a tangentgirl. always saying shit like "sidenote," "oh also," "by the way,"

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Full Metal Panic! Characters as Dracula Flow Bars

Sousuke Sagara: They needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hotplate at Benihana and burned my fucking fingertips off. They will not find me.

Kaname Chidori: Beat his ass and sent him into an improvement cycle.

Teresa Testarossa: I'm in the Marianas Trench smoking submersibles.

Kurz Weber: Put the gun down, young man! There's too much pussy out there to kill yourself!

Melissa Mao: I'm fucked up drinking a Chinese Modelo.

Gauron: If my skull wasn't made of titanium, i'd kill myself.

Andrei Sergeivich Kalinin: On and off the court, straight fundamentals, no funny business.

Richard Mardukas: They call me Ben Simmons 'cause I don't play at all.

Kyoko Tokiwa: I have no character.

Shinji Kazama: Rome wasn't built in a day, but this 9mm certainly was.

Mizuki Inaba: That pussy dulce.

Eri Kagurazaka: The zaza got me speaking Esperanto.

Atsunobu Hayashimizu: You think I care about this shit. Ask me if I care about this shit, 'cause I don't give a shit. If I had a dollar for every time they said I gave a shit I'd be broke because I don't give a shit.

Ren Mikihara: I let her hit the zaza just to buy her a bit more time, but all she wanted to do was fuck my brains out then euthanize herself.

Issei Tsubaki: Chanel optics got me seeing shit.

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scantily is basically the most classic way to be clad