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im gods weakest faggot

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Ace allos! ✨

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honestly i never thought the phrased “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

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*squinting into the fog* who goes there?! Willem Dafriend, or...

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New York. Martes.

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my turn!!

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been drawing some terrible lizards as warm ups more recently. you can request your fav dino to be sketched by me for $15 here if you want.

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his greed sickens me

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Misc fate idiocy

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my luminous mama

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The majority of the Earth’s rodents: How do you survive environments with practically zero oxygen, feel no pain, and live for decades when none of the rest of us can???

Naked mole-rats:

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Cats getting caught doing crimes

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often overlooked factor of hilarity about lancer and archer is that lancer has the innate ability to dodge and/or deflect any projectile that can be perceived, this skill is literally called "protection from arrows" it is physically impossible to land a hit on lancer with a projectile unless it's invisible and inaudible or it explodes on impact to catch him in the blast, and then the archer of this holy grail war specialises in twin sword melee combat and exploding arrows

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my tattoo I got in 2021