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I think dwarves would absolutely love guns. Also, I think elves would abhor them- which would make the dwarves like guns even more.

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starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world

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can someone invent a type of letting go that actually feels good instead of feeling like your soul is getting ripped out via large intestine

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genuinely insane how difficult it is to participate in your own life

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my name is detective sleeping and im about to get started on my toughest case yet. the pillow case

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what a beautiful horrible thing to feel so much

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> kids party going on next door to where I'm chilling for my break. a lot of good-natured screaming typical of the age range, seems to be 6-8

> minding my own business but kids eventually spill over to where I am and they're chatting about the cake and cookies and sweets

> one kid rolls her eyes and says to me "they're acting crazy because they had cake"

> I ask "is there cake left?"

> "yeah"

> "I'll give you a dollar if you steal me slice of cake"

> takes off like a fucking rocket and 60 seconds later I have a slice of melting ice cream cake all to myself

> give her the dollar as promised

> another kid offers to bring me a cookie for a dollar

> ok sure kid

> those two kids are going feral over a single dollar bill each

> the children yearn for the mines fetch quests

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so many of the best foods in the world are created by leaving some shit in a jar and letting mysterious and terrible things happen to it