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And the bullies are his older cousins

I want to see what a baby or little kid Grover looks like in your style. Smol banana

i drew this in like 2 minutes so. also i suck at drawing children he's probably the kind of kid that is scared of everything you know his ass is getting bullied

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Got into delicious in dungeon and upon watching it and bobs burgers back to back I can say that

Senshi and Bob belcher are the same character

In both looks and personality

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Only if she knows that the couple getting married are a bad match. She’s like something out of old wives tales, the low pitched whine of the awkward teen foretells a failed marriage.

Tina .exe is crashing

She’s like a cellphone going off.

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Calvin and Felix Fischoeder have absolutely had this argument.

Obviously Felix is the one trying to buy clothes

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I’m sorry, are you implying a juicy bootie isn’t useful in a court of law?

I really enjoy how the Bob Burger fandom has collectively, unspokenly agreed that despite his degree, Grover Fischoeder would be a terrible lawyer. And you're all absolutely right, he'd be up there - the stringbean he is - with his lil phat bubble butt, just doing a horrible job. "No win no fee" is why he's on the poor side of the family.

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I am contractually obligated to post this today

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When it comes to cocktails Calvin and Felix Fischoeder drink first and ask questions later. It’s sent them to the hospital many times.

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Helen was so close to getting away with poisoning the in-laws. If only she hadn’t used a cheap plastic bag flask to store the goods in her bra.

It’s grapefruit juice BTW, all the fischoeder men are deathly allergic to it.

Made Helen’s dress more extravagant because rich people wedding

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Tina .exe is crashing

She’s like a cellphone going off during a movie.

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If you thought I made this boy straight, ya thought wrong.

He is a bisexual disaster

Wanted to do an all new drawing but had zero time today so enjoy this

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Helen’s greatest crime.

Making Louise a flower girl…

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You are literally channeling Tina in this story

And don’t worry Helen will eff off, right to prison. But not before a bunch of crazy stuff happens including but not limited to several attempted murders, a wedding venue burning down and a chase through the woods.

The wedding cake gets trampled too and Gene deems it the worst part of the whole evening.

“I DIDNT GET A SLICE!”

-Gene Belcher

Part two of Louise tormenting Grover and the introduction of a new character. Plus a peek at Grover’s post prison bod.

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Part two of Louise tormenting Grover and the introduction of a new character. Plus a peek at Grover’s post prison bod.

P.S it was so hard to figure out what Grover’s hair would look like wet

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Louise is convinced the new nice Grover Fishoeder is just an act and is determined to make him break character.

She just makes him cry (fixed Louise’s height and my handwriting so people can actually read it)

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So I’m sticking with the poisoning via allergy plot.

Grover will go to grab the nearest first aid kit to help and Helen will follow him, knock him out and destroy or hide the epipens in the first aid kit and claim that it was Grover and the attack was in self defense because she caught him in the act. The remaining question is, what are the Fischoeders allergic to?

Thinking grapefruit because they have never been shown eating it or drinking cocktails made with grapefruit juice.

Also wanted everyone to know Felix would be the wedding planner and a total wedding planner-Zilla

So I recently got back into bob’s burgers and the other day I found this comment on the compilation of all Grover’s pre movie appearances and had an idea of how to change it. Instead of Grover and Helen teaming up to take out Calvin and Felix, Helen is the sole mastermind. Grover is just a patsy (and possible victim if the situation calls for it). Either way the guy ends up with metaphorical knife in his heart.

Pretty sure every Fischoeder has been on both sides of a murder plot at some point. It’s probably a right of passage in that family.

Bonus doodle of Calvin giving his cousin the business

Still trying to flesh out the story, figure out what method of attempted murder Helen will use. So far my best idea is lacing the Fischoeder brothers cocktails with something they and Grover are deathly allergic to.

But if anyone has any suggestions feel free to share via comment

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Grover takes one sip and falls face down like Peter Griffin.

This does mean that there needs to be an antidote for whatever poison she uses so he doesn’t die.

So I recently got back into bob’s burgers and the other day I found this comment on the compilation of all Grover’s pre movie appearances and had an idea of how to change it. Instead of Grover and Helen teaming up to take out Calvin and Felix, Helen is the sole mastermind. Grover is just a patsy (and possible victim if the situation calls for it). Either way the guy ends up with metaphorical knife in his heart.

Pretty sure every Fischoeder has been on both sides of a murder plot at some point. It’s probably a right of passage in that family.

Bonus doodle of Calvin giving his cousin the business

Still trying to flesh out the story, figure out what method of attempted murder Helen will use. So far my best idea is lacing the Fischoeder brothers cocktails with something they and Grover are deathly allergic to.

But if anyone has any suggestions feel free to share via comment