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Sometimes you meet a person and you just click. You’re comfortable with them and you don’t have to pretend to be anyone or anything.
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CANT WAIT FOR THE DAY WHEN I GO TO BED EVERY NIGHT ALL SNUGGLED UP NEXT TO THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND GET ENDLESS LOVE AND CUDDLES
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this little ink blob is kinda cute
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Stop wasting time considering whether people like you and start thinking about if you like them
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what is it about you that makes me never want to leave you
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Zeus : I just wanted to make sure we were on the same page.
Hades : Forget the page, we’re not even in the same library.
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At least Lana Del Rey understands
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Fun Psychology facts here!
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How I escape a conversation
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ho ho ho where did my motivation go
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My boss, who is a grown woman with children my age, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough her guts out when it blew back in her face.
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why am I not one of those bloggers that attracts millions of anons every day 
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Shoutout to every person who’s ever cried in a department store fitting room because they don’t make clothes that love our bodies the way we ought to. 
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sext: hey i’m genuinely wondering how youre doing
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It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and feel really sad around 8PM
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