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circles, thinking about summer

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i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed

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holy shit i graduated

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I NEED TO READ I NEED TO WRITE I NEED TO CREATE I NEED TO DRAW I NEED TO CLEAN I NEED TO WORK OUT I NEED TO LEARN *watches YouTube for 6 hours*

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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

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girl shocked to discover that inaction can have consequences too

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i understand that school is important and education is important but i feel like there’s a huge difference between a healthy amount of challenge in order to do better and being so stressed about school that you break down and cry

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Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

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ok but if it was between life or death would you eat garlic bread with mayo spread over it in a big chunk

this is mental torture

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would u rather never eat garlic bread again or eat a whole tablespoon of just mayo

i know what i must do. mayo spoon. i won't like it. but i must. for garlic bread.

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guess my favorite rene descartes quote

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Jed Dorsey, Rejoice, 2023, Acrylic on panel

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thinking about the time my instacart shopper got Cask of Amontillado’ed

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reblog if you’d like one of these in your inbox

- ask me things you want to know about me

- why you follow me

- what’s on your mind/what you’re thinking about

- a compliment

- make me choose between two things

- ask for advice

- tell me a secret

- things you associate me with

- anything!!!!

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"we took porn off tumblr for more lucrative advertising" like this you mean

"post plus" pay me to have to look at these

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Chat gpt you will never be her

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i just read over 50k words of a really mid fic that wasn’t written well and didn’t make like any sense but i powered through because the concept was interesting and it fucking ended with shadow the hedgehog showing up. i cannot stress enough that this fic has absolutely nothing to do with shadow the hedgehog. it was not a sonic the hedgehog franchise fic. why was shadow there. i think i need to kill myself now