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I like when a video game fan song comes on but you don't know it yet because the lyrics are just about a tragic loss or the darkness in your heart or something but then it hits you with a sick line "you must find the final cube" or "theyll never beat my poison blast"

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You've only buttmogged my afterimage

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Is that you cob?

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OFF REMAKE SPOILERS UNDER

compilation of the new bosses + names + all dialogues

1.- Source

Dialogue:

First interaction "Oh. Is that you, Cob? Oh, no you're not. You're someone else. Please go. "

During fight "Why are you doing this?" "You can stop"

After purification "So, here we are. This is the end of me. There already wasn't much left. Finish your work now, find the others. I'm leaving."

2.- Maldicion

Dialogues

First interaction "New things are happening again. I don't feel like I can trust you. I had this bad dream, a different one. I will crush your bones until all that's left is a stinky mash. And this mash will turn into something else, and it will never stop. You can't prepare."

During fight "Did I tell you about my bad dream? It changed again" "You're in it now, you're in it and there's a house around you that's collapsing" "True love will have to wait"

After purification "It seems contradictory, but I like the turn of events we're facing. Thank you for your visit. I curse You and I wish you a good continuation in the business world"

3.- Psalmanzer and Herodotus

Dialogues

First interaction "No one found us, and no one will ever find us. We are already dead"

After purification "No one found me, and no one will ever find me" -Psalmanzer "I will never die. Neither do you, and you will never forget me" -Herodotus

During fight (after defeating Herodotus, dialogue by Psalmanzer) "I won't miss them, I don't know who they were. I already forgot them"

(after defeating Psalmanzer, dialogue by Herodotus)"I'm stronger when I'm alone" "It has always been like this" "They have always been a burden to me"

4.- Justus

Dialogues

First Interaction "I must purify this zone. This is my holy mission. Mediocre ghostly entities, show yourselves!"

During fight "I am the messiah, provided with a blessed quest. Kneel before my path, nauseous phantom!" "See my shadow and fear my hand"

After purification "I still am. But i won't accept the truth until the mirror is shattered and its opaque mist dispersed. I must go now"

5.- Carnival

Dialogues

First interaction "Here you are, at least. I was waiting for you. My friend, the Batter. Let's feast and dance together now that we know what lies ahead. Now that we know what lies ahead, in the infinite valley. Let's sing together the carnival song, the song of the skeletons, the song of the outcasts and the mad. Take my hand and cry on my shoulder, this will be a sad and very happy song at the same time"

During fight "Aren't we having a great time here in the infinite valley? I can see something on the horizon" "The thing I saw earlier is a house, the house of the first humans. We're already inside" "We will never get tired, it's an amazing party. I'm very happy to spend this moment with you. I hope you're not too disgusted by my ugliness"

After purification "Wasn't that a beautiful moment of triumph, truth and joy? A wonderful song isn't it? Unfortunately it can't last forever. I hope it will be fine without me. Will anyone miss me? Will you?"

6.- Cob

Dialogues

First interaction "Oh, is that you, Source? No, you're not. You're someone else. Don't come near"

During fight "There's no one in the houses of these towns" "The stars of this sky have no name"

After purification "I leave, but what I am remains. You can destroy everything else, but not this. There was a city, there were living beings inside. Everything went away, but I stayed. I am death. Don't be afraid of me, you carry my pith and I'll be back soon. This has been my home from the start. I leave, but what I am remains"

THIS TOOK A LOT like over 20 minutes PLEASE REBLOG IT REALLY HELPS ME!!!

If you found a different dialogue than the ones listed here, please let me know by whatever means you find most comfortable and I will gladly add it

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Something nice about finally playing a game youve been hearing about for a while and finding out it is in fact All That.

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off amirite

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Found a character in the Off Remake that doesnt seem to be documented anywhere. He's visually and verbally sad, he talks to the player during the fight, all he does is heal and generate terrain that damages you. His overworld sprite is an eye, apparently like the other secret bosses I havent met yet, he's in Purified Zone 1 through the barn and up a tower. I've tried to fight him twice but the battle is so disconcerting I've had to stop twice. I think it would be easier if I knew what his deal is but I cannot for the life of me find any mention of him online. So, I guess this can be a discover page or whatever. Have the only picture of Source online, apparently.

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Melanie Martinez wishes she was Grimes. Grimes wishes she was Bjork. Bjork wishes she was 2 inches tall so she could go inside the computer and have a big adventure

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An old promo for the Drain Lords episode of The Pink Opaque. Does anyone know if this show is available to stream anywhere anymore?

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Dan Drehobl, 2004

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lesbian tgirl culture is wondering why you feel gay as a teenager when youre not even attracted to men

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see what you get on this quiz about your risk of joining a cult. please answer honestly, not what you wish were true of you!

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The two most culturally important things from the past few years are Friday by Rebecca Black because we learned we like hating things more than we like liking them and Cookie Clicker cause we figured out the only reason people play video games is to watch the numbers go up and since then we’ve just been applying those lessons to new and better incarnations of those two things.

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me: wish games had choices that actually mattered

me when games have choices that actually matter: