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🔥🔥50 Harry Potter Pick-Up Lines That will get Anyone Hawt and Bothered 🔥🔥

Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?

Your smile is like Expelliarmus. Simple but disarming.

You must be a Snitch, because I’ve been Seeking you my whole life.

Call Ollivander, because I think my wand has found its master.

Girl, are you sure you’re a muggle cause I’d swear that body is magical!

I’m not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?

Are you sure you’re not a Dementor? Because I’m sure I’d die if you kissed me.

Did you order some Felix Felicis? Cause you’re about to get lucky!

Did you just use the stupify charm or are you a natural stunner?

I don’t need accio to make you come.

I might as well be under the Imperius curse, because I’d do anything for you.

I can be your house elf. I’ll do whatever you want and I don’t need any clothes.

Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.

I’m very interested in exploring your Chamber of Secrets.

Wow, when I said “Accio hottie”, I didn’t expect it to work!

I could make you scream louder than a mandrake!

I may not be the boy who lived, but I can still be your chosen one

Did you say “Petrificus Totalus”? Because you’ve made me stiff.

I’d like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. You don’t even have to say “Luminos Maxima” to turn me on!

Wanna make me moan like Myrtle?

Before she met me, she was just Myrtle.

Have you heard of Platform 9 and ¾? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.

My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!

Hagrid’s not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.

Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.

I’ve been whomping my willow thinking about you.

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You’re growing me a bone.

Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.

I heard you were in Gryffin-whore, because you let every wizard slyther-in

I wanna stick my half-blood prince inside your chamber of secrets, and release the prisoner of azkaban to give you the deathly hallows.

I wanna stick my “Sorcerer’s Stone” in your “Chamber of Secrets” and release “The Prisoner of Azkaban” into your “Goblet of Fire” giving the “Order of the Phoenix” making my “Half Blood Prince” rise and give you the “Deathly Hallows”

One night with me and they’ll be calling you MOANING Myrtle.

Come here, I’ll show you a REAL Patronus.

Speak Parseltongue to me and I’ll let my snake out.

I’m the opposite of an Elf. I only really feel free without any clothes.

Bet you can’t guess what Bertie Botts flavor I am.

I’d seek your snitch any day.

Thanks to that body, the Dark Lord has risen again.

Do you want to see my venomous tentacula

There’s more than one Whomping Willow at Hogwarts, you know.

It’s nine inches of wood with a dragon core and it didn’t come from Ollivander’s.

I hear Filch has lots of chains in his office, wanna try them out?

Save a broom; ride a Quidditch player