He/They | Adult | From 196 | Disaster Bisexual | Frequent writer of ADHD fuelled infodumps
Last active 60 minutes ago
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
ok guys im gonna go to sleep early tonight so i can finally get good rest gnight :)
ⓘ Fact check: This user intends to go to their room and take apart their old Yamaha EZ-200 keyboard in their underwear.
52K notes
·
View notes
Text
As fun as breaking bad is as a show jesus fucking christ why do they depict mexico like that. I thought those posts about the yellow filter over mexico were like, exaggerated
347 notes
·
View notes
Text
A little boy I tutor was wearing a rad Spider-Man shirt today. I complimented it and told him I love Spider-Man, and he looked at me with this very serious expression and asked “But do you love Peter Parker, too?”
5K notes
·
View notes
Text
i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now
144K notes
·
View notes
Text
86K notes
·
View notes
Text
Team Fortress 2 is similar to other competitive multiplayer games in that it's fun until you start playing it every day, at which point it starts damaging your soul.
Team Fortress 2 really is funner if you take little breaks from it instead of playing it every day
10 notes
·
View notes
Text
"fruit has sugar" warning post reminds me of my coworker who told me to make sure I don't get "addicted to fruit". yeah i'm also addicted to a nice walk on the beach
38K notes
·
View notes