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Sir Arthur Conan Doyle: “Yer a wizard, Harry!”

Harry Houdini, sobbing in frustration: “Oh my god. Oh my god. Arthur I’m not a goddamn wizard. Please stop.”

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle: “Why won’t you trust me, Harry? Am I not good enough to share in your wizard secrets?”

Harry Houdini: “Arthur please. Please. Arthur you are the most gullible man alive and you’re getting scammed by paper cutouts of faeries.”

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To those who are reading this, it is alright that you didn’t get to learn what you should have been able to as a child and as a teen.

It is alright if you weren’t taught what healthy boundaries are.

It is alright if you weren’t taught what love was.

It is alright if your ability to understand your sexuality was ruined.

It is alright if you never learned to understand and read your emotions.

It is alright if you never learned to care for yourself.

It is alright if you never learned how to be a “normal” adult due to what was going on in your life and any abuse that may or may not have happened.

It is alright to “be behind”. It isn’t your fault and it is never too late to learn. 

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You know what I love about A Knight’s Tale?

The director, during the director’s commentary, makes a point of informing the audience that the female blacksmith character is historically accurate, and that widows of blacksmiths did in fact take over their late husbands’ blacksmithing businesses in medieval Europe and it was one of the relatively rare circumstances wherein women were permitted to legally run their own businesses in medieval Europe.

This is literally the only historically accurate detail in the entire movie.

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when someone just tags a post as “tw” without any further specification

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this is qwilfish, a generation 2 pokemon

im just posting this to say, i have never, in my entire life, seen anyone acknowledge its existence.

not only have i never seen fanart of qwilfish, ive absolutely never seen it mentioned in any kind of pokemon discussion, ever

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It takes a very long time to become young.

Pablo Picasso (via quotemadness)

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Remember Me: The Story of Lang Wen - Backstory, Part II  (Part I)

A story about my original characters, Lang and Wen.

instagram / twitter / this story is on webtoon now!

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speaking of DA I took down his card to edit it but this is the 3rd version guys I need to move on with my life

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Looking through old photos and I found one of my junior homecoming dance. It was the night after my dad's funeral. My friend who'd stayed with me the entire week, in my bed, through all the tears, made me get out of bed that night. She pulled my shirt up over my head and told me to get in the shower. She washed my hair for me. She curled it. She rubbed foundation onto my face, lined my eyes, and put me in my dress.

She contacted my other friends who were feeling awkward and unsure of what to do and told them the party was still on, to meet at my house for photos before the dance.

They all showed up, and I went to the dance, and we all screamed and cried, and I took my first step to healing.

I haven't spoken to that girl in five years. Nothing happened. I moved away. She fell in love. We grew apart and into our own lives.

It's strikes me how beautiful the ephermeral nature of teenage friendships can be.

We may not need each other now, but there was a time when I needed her more than anyone. And sometimes she needed me.

And the universe put us together just then. Just when it was most important. Not a year too late or too soon. The same town, the same school, the same classroom where we could meet. Right when it mattered.

We come and go from people's lives every day, and along the way we may get a chance to love someone fully, just for a little while.

I'll remember every single one.

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Wow, haven’t been on Tumblr for over 2 years now xD~ I’ve no idea if people are still following me here; migrated to other social medias by now like me xD;;.  I didn’t really just want to leave it like this though.

I was recently diagnosed with stage 4 fibrosis sarcoma cancer, and the doc thinks I got about 1-1.5 years left. I guess I’m really here to kinda….leave my mark? These are just some of my work from the past few years I haven’t been uploading here :3

I’m more active on Twitter, Instagram and Patreon. Every bit of support helps <3. I’m not sure if I’m ever posting back here, but thank you guys so much for reading.

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im surrounded by himbos

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So, I’m officially an RN now

Also I’m not dead

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That’s all, folks

This was the end of the queue. If you missed it, here’s the post where I left.