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Mister E.Nygma, I have to ask - what's been your favorite moment in the past year or two? It seems you've been treated to a touch of a whirlwind, have you not~?

You do not have to be good.

You do not have to walk on your knees

For a hundred miles through the desert, repenting.

You only have to let the soft animal of your body

love what it loves.

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...Er, a smaller one is fine.

Great :) I'll see you there, then.

Take some pictures while you're in Italy, thought? I haven't been there in decades.

(Undersigned, Bruce Wayne)

Pictures, heck. You want a human-sized tub of Nutella?

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Sir, kindly give the Batman a break, no need to do worse things than death to him.

Yeah, being a vigilante is his own choice, but the guy is just trying to help the city. Well, questionable approach and success rates aside.

Was there a day you thought something akin to "I won't fight Batman this week, look at the mess Joker did!"

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...and that was "Downtown" by Petula Clark, a classic brought to you by request from Winona. Thanks for tuning in for the late-night hour with yours truly, DJ Spinney. Coming up, we have an hour of hits featured in Tarantino films: just the thing to keep the night fresh under a sky full of stars. Stay frosty, people.

🎶...He was born a fool for love

What he wouldn't do for love

He's a fool, a fool for love...🎶

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Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, It’s my birthday, dear readers, Send some questions to read!

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Wait, why are you so sure Kyle's a natural blonde? >w>

...Look.

Selina really doesn’t like people talking about what she looks like before she puts her makeup on, okay?

Just - just trust me on this. I can’t see how she’d bleach her eyelashes without going blind.

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How often to you interact with every day Gothamites without them even realizing they’re speaking to a member of Gotham’s elite rogue gallery? Or are you pretty recognizable, even without your Riddler attire?

Some of you may not know this as well as others, but there’s a certain something called “stage presence” that comes into play with scenarios like this.

It isn’t the domino and costume that makes a rogue recognizable (especially if you’ve had your plain face in the papers), it’s how you present yourself. Even Charlie Chaplin lost a lookalike contest, he came in third for looking like himself. I can easily interact with Gothamites as much as I like without them realizing who I am or what I do, when that’s what I’d prefer. But all it takes is an adjustment in posture, stance, and tone, and immediately the kid trying to mug you is begging for mercy before I’ve even mentioned riddles.

To make the point with a less than pleasant example, this acting method is why nobody knows who Batman is: he just can’t act like that out of costume, or he’d have been unmasked the second he stepped off his porch.

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Biggest turnoff? For Bruce, not the cat.

...Not sure I could answer for Marmalade anyway, we’re not the kinda friends that talks about that stuff, heh.

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Is blonde actually your natural color?

Mhm~!

Despite persistent rumour, I am not a bottle blonde. Do you know what kind of damage hair bleach does to the water supply?

I’m not so vain as to put my environmental work on the line for it. Some - not many, but some - things are more important than enjoying my youth as a blonde bombshell.

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Does that mean the public shouldn't expect to see any robo-cats in the foreseeable future? That's too bad, I really think they could do wonders for Gotham's rapidly growing bird infestation.

...Bird infestation....?