themaroonbitch

[themaroonbitch]

so it turns out grapple worms are really effective as rope Tied-down scavs also cant fight back if you decide to spit in their mouth until their heads explode

just sayin

sorry you have to pay extra for me to spit on you, not giving that for free to the scavs

[themaroonbitch]

i just wonder how you'll react to him (his name is Haru)

banger

[themaroonbitch]

LMAOOO womp womp lizard

Lizard just fell of my superstructure

What a dumbass

[themaroonbitch]

yeah but im poisoning the bloodlines with my dna. eventually all modern day scavs will be replaced by my descendants

also more to hunt

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WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU SOMEONE STOP HER

[themaroonbitch]

womp womp

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[themaroonbitch]

incorrect actually. i have hundreds of children, they have all come from me doing your mom

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[themaroonbitch]

surprised you have a grasp of how large that number is, didnt know you could count above 5

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[themaroonbitch]

fuck you first of all

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[themaroonbitch]

love loses btw

[themaroonbitch]

youre just jealous that everyone loves me more~

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[themaroonbitch]

damnit

hello metal parent. i have a question

why are some scavengers brightly coloured and why do they seem to never be yellow. they were my favourite to hunt and i can never find yellow ones anymore

My child, i think you killed them all. What else would explain their sudden absence?

[themaroonbitch]

[ooc LMAO that was the joke i was makibg, theyre not common because arti killed them all]

hello metal parent. i have a question

why are some scavengers brightly coloured and why do they seem to never be yellow. they were my favourite to hunt and i can never find yellow ones anymore

My child, i think you killed them all. What else would explain their sudden absence?

[themaroonbitch]

getting there

for every note this post gets i will kill one scavenger child btw

[themaroonbitch]

womp womp

This little fella just wandered into my can

Wonder if it had any information stored away in its vital organs

[themaroonbitch]

KISSING? NOT IN MY HOUSE!! GO WEST, GO WEST, ALL OF YOU!

(not you pebbles)

wholesome gourmand cooking

[themaroonbitch]

thank you! i have killed many :)

wawa :3

Welcome back, my Maroon bitch. Seems like you've been busy killing scavengers up there. I welcome you into my superstructure with pleasure. You've done a great job. Have a rest now.

[themaroonbitch]

@fivepebbles what is your boyfriend doing in that 3rd image

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