"The mathom house it was called; for anything that hobbits had no immediate use for, but were unwilling to throw away, they called a mathom." ✡️ ♿️ 🧿 🏳️🌈 they/she, 30+ I mostly post about cats tbh
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I give it three months tops before a data breach leads to a public figure in the UK being outed for visiting niche porn sites because they uploaded their ID in order to access it and the site's data security is absolute dogshit
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Fifa kitty
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“[kink] is bad because [thing the kink is based on] is bad” is such a funny take. we’re acting. you hate theater. you’re standing up in the audience and mansplaining to lady macbeth that killing people is wrong
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i was at an event last night in california and i went to the bar to order wine bc wine was like, a thing, and i looked at the menu and saw i was completely out of my depth bc idk any wine names, so i turned to my right and there was a man in a gorgeous suit standing at the bar beside me and i said “do you know anything about wine?” and he said “a little, yes!” i told him i liked white and dry wines and asked if he’d order for me. he asked the server for two glasses and had one poured for each of us and then he clinked his glass on mine but he didn’t take a sip, he just watched me taste mine and then he asked what i thought and i said “it’s pretty good, but like i said, i wouldn’t know.” he laughed and told me to have a good time & i walked away. fifteen minutes later i found out he’s the winemaker.
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oh this is nothing that chewing my leg off like an animal stuck in a trap cant solve
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big shoutout to the gas station near my house which is running a deal on energy drinks and thought the best way to express this on their large LED sign was to make it read BANG MONSTER 2/$5
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there’s no quiet part to say out loud anymore. everyone’s shouting
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itch is removing all of their adult games now
Oh things are fucking dire huh. There won't be any storefronts left
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If someone has one "crazy" ex, that was bad luck. If they have had more than one, you're the next one
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Updates and Urgent Help Needed
hi everyone, again! i have good news, wild news, and stressful news that's pretty much on par with a month or two ago.
good news: Very very slowly we are working toward ADHD medication! VERY VERY SLOWLY.
wild news: i cant start NHS therapy again until i'm medicated for ADHD as i currently go non-verbal and the NHS locally no longer offers assistance for people who can't physically speak during therapy.
stressful news: hoo boy, money, again. while I'm finally getting govt help, it doesn't fully cover my rent & bills. last time i talked about this i mentioned that between the govt help and the last of my savings it was getting 'a bit skin-of-my-teeth' and well, that's all gone now. following Aug 3rd i will be in constant shortfall against my rent and bills by about £450 - £500 a month until i can finally get this sorted out.
i AM still trying to get the shortfall covered and to move somewhere cheaper, but not only is it taking a lot of time, i'm also having to deal with an uptick in worsening mental health because I'm on a bunch of waitlists, and bills + food needs don't just stop for the slowass wheels of the govt or the NHS, unfortunately.
i'm trying to keep upbeat, i've been focusing on learning how to do better 3D art so I can eventually offer something back, but i'm still not out of the woods yet. hopefully, hopefully, we're getting there though.
If you can help, my paypal is HERE. If you want to help but can't, please just share this post. Thank you for reading.
the link is https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/helpingus if it breaks again
also just well wishes in general would be nice, i've been deeply isolated lately because i've been suffering Baby's First Heatwave While Taking SSRIs and thusly sleeping for like 16 hours a day.
thank you 💝💝💐💐
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My favorite kind of customer
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