themathomhouse
themathomhouse
Gender Cultist who Worships Transvestites
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"The mathom house it was called; for anything that hobbits had no immediate use for, but were unwilling to throw away, they called a mathom." ✡️ ♿️ 🧿 🏳️‍🌈 they/she, 30+ I mostly post about cats tbh
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My favorite kind of customer
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themathomhouse · 9 hours ago
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René Lalique
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themathomhouse · 13 hours ago
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Full offense to those who swallowed “rainbow capitalism bad” but rainbow capitalism has always been a neutral barometer for social acceptance of LGBT people. When rainbow capitalism is big, a corporation sees marketing to LGBT people and projecting at least an image of acceptance as potentially worth losing homophobic customers over. And when they scale back, the opposite.
So yeah to the gays celebrating the death of rainbow capitalism, you are a useful idiot.
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themathomhouse · 17 hours ago
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The Rabbit in Yellow 4x4 inch oils on canvas
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themathomhouse · 21 hours ago
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The first time I made crispy roasted chickpeas (for the stew), I said to my husband, “Now that I know how easy these are, I’m unstoppable.”
The second time I made them (for a salad topping), I said, “Do you want any more of these to snack on? I might have some more, but I don’t know… Actually, these are so easy I can’t afford not to eat them.”
Honestly? Life-changing snack. Go fuck myself. Wonderful chickpea revolution. Here’s what you do: dry these beans as much as you can (strainer, then paper towels), toss with olive oil and salt, bake on tray at 200c for like 30 minutes, stirring 2~3 times. Sprinkle with delicious spices, or pop directly in mouth.
(Also, the salad dressing is yogurt, tahini, roasted garlic, lemon, and olive oil, blended roughly with a fork and left in the fridge a few hours. It is also delicious.) 
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themathomhouse · 1 day ago
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"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"
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themathomhouse · 2 days ago
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Out of all my rats, Toast is by far the easiest to photograph! She seems to understand that she needs to pose, and every photo session with her ends up with the majority of photos being ones that I like. Her signature pose has to be this derpy smile - its too adorable and she manages to get at least a handful of smiley derps in each photoshoot!
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themathomhouse · 2 days ago
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if you like crafting and also free things, might i suggest the antique pattern library?
it’s a not for profit that’s gathering books, patterns, and other materials related to crafting that are out of copyright (or getting permission from copyright holders in some cases) in order to share them online. they scan items, clean them up, then make everything available for free!
free things are great, especially when you’re just starting to get into something. like oh, i’m supposed to spend money on this hobby i just picked up 20 minutes ago???
the first time i ended up on the site, i seriously spent hours just trawling through everything. there’s the usual suspects like knitting, crochet, embroidery, but there’s also woodwork, calligraphy, and books on things like how to mount and frame pictures. with cross stitch patterns, they also make modern charts with the dmc colour codes available.
links to their webbed site and instagram:
https://www.antiquepatternlibrary.org/
https://www.instagram.com/theantiquepatternlibrary/
behold, a glorious cat cross stitch pattern (link goes to antique pattern library page):
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[image id: Multicolour charted cross stitch design of a cat sitting on a red pillow with tassels, holding a green ball]
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themathomhouse · 2 days ago
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No, app on my phone, I don't want to edit it with AI. I don't want to generate with AI. I don't want to ask the AI. I don't want to make AI wallpapers. I don't want to rewrite with AI. I don't want t-
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themathomhouse · 2 days ago
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discourse from the year 2043: getting a song stuck in your head is immoral because it takes money away from the artists that would get paid if you were actually listening to it
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How I painted Star Shower~ I really love painting transparent materials, there's just something so fun about the way light reflects and refracts ✨
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themathomhouse · 3 days ago
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You can adapt to being Socially Weird by getting into consciously analyzing your interactions like Mind Chess, but watch out: this makes it worse
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themathomhouse · 3 days ago
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this puppy currently being fostered by a rescue i follow makes me feel like. like. i don’t know. she’s a bug
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themathomhouse · 3 days ago
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u know someone’s about to get dragged through the mud when an academic uses the phrase ‘it’s tempting to assume’
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themathomhouse · 3 days ago
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it's crazy that you used to be able to look up specific clips from a tv show on youtube. now regardless of your search terms you get 6 unrelated promo reels from the show's official account, 6 unrelated clips of literally anything else youtube thinks you might click on, 6 unrelated promo reels from the network's official account, 6 more completely arbitrary recommendations, 6 show trailers and publicity videos of the actors by content mills called 'pop glutton' and 'comedy chunk' and finally raw gameplay footage of a mobile freemium slots game and a video essay called Liberals Can't Belive It: 10 Times Hitler Was Shockingly Woke
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