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An older monk seal: you kids aren’t eeling in there, are you?

A bunch of idiot teen monk seals with eels sticking out of their noses: no dad

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Exploring abandoned church found cages in attic. Me & some friends went exploring this abandoned church & while we were in the attic my bf found a secret door that blended in with the wall, it had a broken lock on it & opened up to a narrow hallways that lead into a huge empty room with these cages

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Gentlemen, it has been a privilege being horny on main with you tonight

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This house was built in 1774 and has a ballroom. The asking price is three million.

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happy sunday

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Use his headshot to get Matt Mercer to haunt your home this holiday season

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Because Pi is infinite, it also has an infinite number of 69s and 420s.

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I’m going to be honest, this is probably the funniest thing a straight person has ever said

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Don’t read the comments on this article. The kid did it because he was learning about how teenage girls suffer from depression more than any other age group, and didn’t want any girls going home feeling sad on Valentine’s Day. Ofc half the comments are like “what an EPIC playa, bet he got some action after that hahaha” or “why do these special snowflakes need a handout like this” or “what kind of Richie Rich kid” (chocolate company donated the boxes after learning why he wanted so much) Like… why is humanity like this

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do you ever get into one of those moods where your heart aches and longs for something so deeply but you dont know what and your heart is like a stubborn toddler screaming i want it !!!! please give it to me !!!! And you’re desperately like i don’t know what kind of emotionally fulfilling experience to give you at 3 PM on a Wednesday !!!!!!!!!

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Warm blooded creature: wow I’m chilly

Warm blooded creature: *vibrates*

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the people who stanned at least one of these characters wildly as a kid all have the same correlation now

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ive said it before and i’ll say it again but nonbinary doesnt always mean agender or unaligned. it just means not completely a man or a woman. theres so many different nonbinary genders and reducing it to just meaning Totally Genderless And Unaligned is completely ignoring the intricacies of nonbinary identity. replacing a rigid gender binary with a rigid gender trinary helps no one.

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The Stages of Grief

Hi everybody.

@vgstims sent me this crying statue gif this morning and it hit me hard. I suddenly realized that I was in grief, dealing with the death of Tumblr as I knew it for over 4 years.

I never realized just how powerful an online community can be and to see it die is very tough to experience.

I just thought I’d share this with my followers, which believe it or not, is a little short of 50,000 on Tumblr, at 49,516.

The goal of my blog, as a fighter, was to bring the fight gym to Tumblr, to make it as real as possible for my followers, to have them experience virtually what a fight gym would feel like and what Manliness means.

I hope that I did that for all of of you!

As I said previously, I’ll continue to post until Tumblr takes me down, fight to the end!

Always seek Manliness!

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