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are you an “arrr” pirate or a “yo ho ho” pirate

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And Starlord was born

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every time I burp I legally have to do a rick sanchez impression or they won’t let me see my family again

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adhd college gothic

it’s 2:20 pm. you blink. it’s 2:20:01 pm. you blink. it’s 2:20:02 pm. you blink. it’s 2:20:03 pm. you blink. it’s 4:36 pm

the next chapter of your textbook is 5 pages long. when you turn the page, it’s exactly the same as the page before it. you read it anyway, and turn the page. it’s exactly the same as the page before it. you can’t remember what you read on the page before this one. you still have 5 pages left in the chapter.

you are told to highlight the important parts. you highlight the important parts. when you look back, everything is highlighted.

you leave for class ten minutes late and get there ten minutes late. you leave for class 30 minutes early and you get to class ten minutes late. you leave for class on time and get to class ten minutes late.

the professor says your research paper can be about any subject. ‘any subject,’ he repeats. he meets your gaze, his pupils swallowing the iris and whites of his eyes. ‘any subject,’ he drawls. the floor cracks open at his feet and you can hear the buzzing of millions of flies from the crevice. ‘you have all semester to finish,’ he adds. ‘no check-ins.’ the crack in the floor extends under your chair. the flies swarm up under you. ‘good luck,’ the professor says. the buzzing fills your head and blurs your vision.

the professor is talking about something you learned last year. you pull out your phone to play a cell phone game until she gets to something new. when you look up, she’s handing out the final exam. you check the date on your phone. the semester has ended. you remember nothing.

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past tense of william shakespeare? william shookspeare

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@crutchosaurus

you’re not too sensitive. you’re not overreacting. if it hurts you, it hurts you.

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↖This User is Short

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buying ppl things is SUCH a rush.. even if it’s just like.. a bag of their favorite chips or whatever.. the thought of someone experincing even a split-second burst of happiness bc they didn’t expect to get some of their favorite chips that day? what a thrill! love it

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Original PoE musical premiere was cancelled because the majority of the cast was white and there was an uproar. The photos you reblogged are from a new/different production of it

God Bless this new info i am HERE FOR THIS

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i cant believe u did this again but what i cant believe even more is that you didnt invite me to join

sometimes you just gotta lay on the floor and hangout with the dogs

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Take a Look at Jason Gotay, Brennyn Lark, and More in The Prince of Egypt World Premiere

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“ I DIDN’T say it w a s the SMART thing,

but it IS the RIGHT thing. ”

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I just realized I didn't tag my asks about crutchie as pda tw (though I did tag them as solare which is my tag specifically for crutchie) and I'd like to apologize to anyone I may have made uncomfortable!! I'll fix them as soon as I get on my laptop

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Needed this to cheer up–