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the suffering never ends

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Samsung VR400RC "Puppie" VCR in transparent blue 2000 (x)

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From one Gen-Z to another, let’s continue to deprogram ourselves from the idea that 30 is old and you need to have your shit together before 30.

You can go back to school after age 30!

You can fall in love after age 30!

You can find a best friend after age 30!

You can find a passion after age 30!

You can find a job you love after age 30!

You can recover from an addiction after the age 30!

You can pursue a large goal after age 30!

You can travel the world after age 30!

You can move after age 30!

You can change your appearance after age 30!

You can ask for help after age 30!

You can make discoveries about yourself after age 30!

You can come out after age 30!

You can fix your finances after age 30!

You can be attractive after age 30!

You can fix your life after age 30!

You can do anything after age 30!

Idk what so specifically about the number 30 has bewitched so many of us into believing that means your life is over, but it’s just so far from the truth!

You have so much more time after 30 to accomplish all that you want to do.

Your life isn’t over until it quite literally is over. Stop giving yourself a deadline that doesn’t exist!

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Small fantasy worldbuilding elements you might want to think about:

A currency that isn’t gold-standard/having gold be as valuable as tin

A currency that runs entirely on a perishable resource, like cocoa beans

A clock that isn’t 24-hours

More or less than four seasons/seasons other than the ones we know

Fantastical weather patterns like irregular cloud formations, iridescent rain

Multiple moons/no moon

Planetary rings

A northern lights effect, but near the equator

Roads that aren’t brown or grey/black, like San Juan’s blue bricks

Jewelry beyond precious gems and metals

Marriage signifiers other than wedding bands

The husband taking the wife's name / newlyweds inventing a new surname upon marriage

No concept of virginity or bastardry

More than 2 genders/no concept of gender

Monotheism, but not creationism

Gods that don’t look like people

Domesticated pets that aren’t re-skinned dogs and cats

Some normalized supernatural element that has nothing to do with the plot

Magical communication that isn’t Fantasy Zoom

“Books” that aren’t bound or scrolls

A nonverbal means of communicating, like sign language

A race of people who are obligate carnivores/ vegetarians/ vegans/ pescatarians (not religious, biological imperative)

I’ve done about half of these myself in one WIP or another and a little detail here or there goes a long way in reminding the audience that this isn’t Kansas anymore.

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And so the Matts and their partners met and started asking questions 'bout each other.

Featuring @xxluciuslokixx's sister Davina. ;)

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team of all time

@biomic

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Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance. As king, you need to understand that balance and respect all the creatures, from the crawling ant to the leaping antelope. THE LION KING (1994) dir, Rob Minkoff & Roger Allers

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This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune

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"Change Getter!!!"

From the research of a powerful infinite energy called the Getter Rays by Dr. Saotome, the triple-changing Getter Robo was created to battle the threats of the Dinosaur Empire!

But then... who's the real threat in the end...?

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"MazinGO!"

After many failed prototypes, Dr. Juzo Kabuto perfected his latest robot yet!

Made from the body of the Mechanical God Zeus and reinforced by the latest alloy called Chogokin Z, the Super Robot Mazinger Z stands to fight against the evil forces of Dr. Hell! But one must be careful when piloting this robot, for with this power, they can become either a god... or a devil.

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Deadpool Incorrect Quotes 1:

Colossus: What. Did you do?

Deadpool: Alright... But you can't be mad at me.

Colossus: What. Did you do?

Deadpool: Okay, first... I was minding my own business--

Colossus: *Slams the table* BULLSHIT!

Deadpool: I waaaaaas!

Colossus: And exactly what happened while you were "minding your own business"?

Deadpool: So I was just chillaxing in my room like a baller, then all of a sudden, these schmucks kick in my door!

*The Minutemen did that*

Deadpool: One of them yelled out:

Minuteman: Get on your knees!

Deadpool: And I responded with "I'm not your mother last night!" ...And they took an exception to that.

*They gunned him down*

Deadpool: ...*But*, you know how the old song and dance goes. And I killed all but one of them.

Colossus: What happened to the last one?

*The last Minuteman shot himself*

Deadpool: Pussed out like a bitch!

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SpongeBob Incorrect Quote 1:

Patrick: I'll have two #9's, a #9 large, a #6...

Squidward: (In his head) Ugh... Kill me.

Patrick: ...two #45's--

Sandy: *Kicks in the door* BOOYAH!

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"Though we're living far away from each other, our love keeps us close."

Happy Valentine's Day.

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=Disney Character Incorrect Quotes 1=

*Anne and Sasha, dressed as nurses, clang blades, as Marcy; dressed as a cop; sits up from the hospital bed, shocking Candace*

Marcy Wu: Today is Friday... In California.

Candace Flynn: Huh?

Marcy: Shoot! *BANG! BANG!*

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The beutiful moon visits me so early recently.