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send ⑁ to sit on my muse’s lap

alternatively, send ღ for my muse to sit on your muse’s lap

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literally just crawls into Sam's lap and lays there, face pressed into Sam's stomach (he's sad....love him)

     Samuel is surprised, to say the least,      by the sudden action. When he gets      over the surprise, he gently runs his      fingers through Harry’s hair.

 ---“ Are you feeling alright? ”           he asks quietly with a small          hum

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Genie AU

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     Sure, his job was easy. Dig for a few hours      in the burning hot sun, sometimes he could      go into cool caves. Usually, the caves are damp      and empty. Sometimes he would find a nice      stream or even a water fall. Never before had      he found a simple lamp with no other objects      in sight.

     He picks it up, jumping back and dropping it when      it feels like the entire room shakes. He shuts his      eyes tightly, glasses fall off his face soon. He’s      confused when the shaking stops.

 ---“ Was that an earthquake? ” he asks           himself, opening his eyes. He can           make out a new shape, but since his           glasses fell off, he can’t see clearly

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Threat Starters

❝ Are we clear? ❞ ❝ Come back again and you won’t be able to even come here ever. ❞ ❝ Do as I say. ❞ ❝ Don’t even think about it. ❞ ❝ Don’t move or the person dies. ❞ ❝ Don’t touch me ever again. ❞ ❝ Don’t you dare! ❞ ❝ Touch them and I’ll kill you. ❞ ❝ If you don’t have what I asked for before the deadline, you can kiss your loved one/s goodbye. ❞ ❝ If you don’t step down from your position, I’m taking drastic measures to make it happen. ❞ ❝ Shut up and answer what I request. ❞ ❝ Shut up, and hand it to me. ❞ ❝ I just need it and I’ll be off. ❞ ❝ This’ll hurt less if you don’t move. ❞ ❝ Shut up or I’ll make you shut up. ❞ ❝ Your life is on the line here. ❞ ❝ If you do that, I’ll shoot. ❞ ❝ Watch it! ❞ ❝ What’s your problem? ❞ ❝ If someone isn’t careful… ❞

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“Yup, I’m pansexual, which means I like pans.”

 ---“ Call me crazy but I’m detecting          a lot of sarcasm in the last half           of that. ” he says with a small           laugh. He doesn’t feel weird or           anything for once, in fact, he feels           honoured that Harry trusts him           enough to confess that. 

 ---“ Please tell me that you hit people           with a pan specifically when they          say crazy things like that. ”

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LGBTQIA+ Sentence Pack

For trans, genderfluid, genderqueer, gay, bi, pan, ace, non-binary, demi, and all other labels/terms under the lgbtqia+ umbrella.. Also some ally-friendly things too  // also feel free to add more 

“So, you wanted to talk to me about something?”

“I’m just a little different from before, it’s not bad but.. I don’t know how you’ll react.”

“You seem anxious today, is everything okay?”

“I need to tell you something really important!”

“Whoa sorry, i didn’t know you were changing in here-! Wait?”

“Ah-! Get out of here! Forget what you saw!”

“Why should it matter?”

“I thought you’d think of me differently..”

“Hey, stop crying, what’s wrong? What did you want to tell me?”

“Ple-Please don’t be mad o-or dislike me..”

“Why are you looking in the mens/womens section?”

“I’m only looking in the boys/girls for a bit, shut up!”

“Um.. I found this in your closet?”

“Why were you in my closet? What did you find?”

“Why is there a ton of makeup in here?”

“My mom leaves her stuff everywhere, gees..”

“..It’s okay.. It doesn’t change how i feel about you.”

“Thank you for understanding so well..”

“So.. You’re not a boy?.. But you’re not a girl?”

“I’m not a boy or a girl, I’m just-!.. Me.”

“Whoa.. ..That’s so cool!”

“I know, I’m sorry i didn’t tell you this sooner- Wait what?”

“This is news to me. I have to think for a while.”

“Please don’t leave, please!.. It’s nothing new!..”

“But I like ladies and I like guys”

“I realize it’s a surprise…..”

“I’m gettin’ bi”

“Oh yeah, I’m lettin’ my bi flag fly”

“I’m a bi kinda guy/gal”

“My, oh, my, it’s a fact I can’t deny”

I”’m bi, bi, bi until the day I die”

“Oh, you’re just gay, Why don’t you just go gay all the way?”

“I’m afraid someone might say “Oh, you’re just gay, Why don’t you just go gay all the way?””

“That’s not it ‘cause bi’s legit”

“Whether you’re a he or a she, we might be a perfect fit”

“Whether you’re a he or a she, I’m here. I love you.”

“Being bi/pan does not imply that you’re a player or a slut”

“You might just catch my eye because I’m definitely bi/pan/gay/etc”

“It’s not a phase; I’m not confused; Not indecisive.”

“I don’t have the “gotta choose” blues”

“I don’t care if you wear high heels or a tie”

“It doesn’t take an intellectual to get that I’m bisexual /etc”

“This is how I want to see my body..” 

“ i kissed a girl/boy and i liked it. ”

“I’ve always been this way. This has always been me.” 

“Nothing’s changed because I’m ___” 

“Nothing changes for me. I accept you.” 

“I swing the other way.”

“It’s cool that you swing the other way.”

“I don’t know what my gender identity is. I just know what I’m not.” 

“If I hear one more pan sexual joke…” 

“Pansexual? Does that mean you like pans?” 

“I’m ____” 

“Pansexuals are magical.”

“Yup, I’m pansexual, which means I like pans.”

“I’m not going back into the closet.”

“Well, looks like the cat’s out of the closet.”

“Let’s let this cat out of the closet? I’ll be here for you.” 

“Let’s let this cat out of the closet.” 

“You’re coming out… I want you to be comfortable.” 

“I am tired of hiding.”

“I’m tired of lying.”

“I am tired of hiding and I am tired of lying by omission.” 

“I suffered for years because I was scared to be out.”

“I’m here today because I am gay.” 

“You know if you reversed that Death Note character, Light’s last name, Yagmai, it spells out I am gay.” 

“I didn’t realize how many people actually knew…” 

“Was it that obvious?”

“Oh trust me, you aren’t that straight.” 

“I’ve seen the way you look at me.” 

“Be who you are.” 

“I’m not ashamed to be me.”

“I’m not ashamed to be me.”

“What’s wrong with being unique?”

“I am proud of everything that I am and will become.” 

“ There are so many qualities that make up a human being…”

“Accept no one’s definition of your life; define yourself.”

“ I don’t have any secrets I need kept anymore.”

“Gay people don’t actually try to convert people.  That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses you’re thinking of.”

“Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.”

The fact is, I’m gay/bi/trans/___, always have been, always will be, and I couldn’t be any more happy, comfortable with myself, and proud.”

“There is no gay agenda – it’s a human agenda.”

“All of us should be treated the same… Long live love.”

“It’s okay. It may not seem like it right now, but you are going to be fine.”

“ I know it’s scary, but don’t be afraid.”

“You are who you are, and you should love that person.”

“Let’s get one thing straight…. I’m not.”

“I’m not gay, I’m not straight, I’m GRAIGHT!” 

“Cupcakes are just gay muffins.”

“Spaghetti is straight until it gets wet.” 

“I’m not straight, I just bend both ways.” 

“I’m from lesbos, I only come in peace.” 

“Instead of ‘gay friends’ can we say ‘homiesexuals’?”

“Not gay as in happy but queer as in fuck you.” 

“Be a fruit loop in a world of cheerios.”

“Don’t ask me about my orientation because you’re not going to get a straight answer.” 

“I like my men like I like my wallet, big and covered in leather.” 

“I like my women like I like my coffee.” 

“You come out as yourself.” 

“I’m not a dude, I was born intersex.”

“You don’t get someone to fall in love with you. They fall in love with you because of who you are.” 

“I have a medical condition called androgen insensitivity syndrome.”

“It’s not something you can get.”

“I was born with XY chromosomes, but I developed as female, okay?”

“The pills I take are estrogen/testosterone because my body doesn’t make any.”

“That little bitch is threatening to tell my ___ I’m a _____.”

“I’m proud of my __(intersex/bi/etc)___ ___(child/friend/etc).” 

“I meant what I said, I don’t care if you were born a little different.” 

“I was born a little different…” 

“I have something to tell you…”

“No one should be pressured to slap on a label so that someone else can define them.” 

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SEND ME A SYMBOL !! #2

A bit more NSFW than the last one. Add ’ +’ to reverse.

💋 - to kiss down my muse’s body. 👅 - to have oral sex with my muse. 👂 - to sensually lick my muse’s ear. 💤 - to cuddle up with my muse, after sex. 💦 - to give my muse an orgasm. 👕 - to undress my muse. 👀 - to admire my muse’s naked form. 🤳 - to take a picture/record our muses. 🙈 - to have 1st time sex with my muse.

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🏩

Our muses were given the same hotel suite! Send 🏩 to share the room for the night!

     Samuel shrugged to himself. He      knows Harry wont kill him in his      sleep     ( well, he trusts him not to anyways ).  ---“ If you want to, just take the bed. I           can sleep on the couch.” he offers           with a casual laugh. Samuel felt it           would be awkward if he didn’t offer           that, and he figured Harry would like          all the sleeping room possible. It          might not seem like it, but when Samuel          sleeps, he hogs the blanket and moves          around a lot.

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Our muses were given the same hotel suite! Send 🏩 to share the room for the night!

The more details you give the better the reply!

If you can’t use the emoji, send in “Uh oh…”  

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My Muse Is Under Your Muse’s Spell! Send them a command to obey...

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Send ‘◘’ for my muse to react to being straddled/topped by your muse.

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Samuel : Please let my stubborn husband realize that I am right like always. Alexander : Too late I already used a prayer block on your prayer Samuel : Those don’t exist?? Alexander : *slowly looks up at the sky and winks*

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send one to see how my muse reacts  /  rough ( some nsfw ) edition.

[ press ] to roughly push my muse against the wall.

[ guide ] to roughly grab my muse and pull them into a passionate kiss.

[ yank ] to roughly grab my muses arm preventing them from leaving after an argument.

[ pin ] to roughly grab my muses wrists.

[ tug ] to roughly grab my muses hair.

[ rip ] or [ rip + name clothing piece ]  to roughly rip a piece of clothing off my muse.

[ spank ] to spank my muse.

[ choke ] to choke my muse. 

[ push ] to roughly push my muse onto a bed.

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It's Sexual Sunday so...

send my muse inappropriate questions

flirt with them anonymously or not

try to make them blush

kiss them at random

send me terrible pickup lines 

get my muse hot and bothered 

Pretty much this is your excuse to do what you want to my muse and see if you can get away with it. So go crazy! 

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     Samuel can’t stop the giggle that bubbles      from him because of the threat made at      him. He shifts a little, reaching his hand      back and pulling his hair free from the      ponytail, dropping the ribbon near his glasses.

     He turns his head to look at Harry, though being      without his glasses added to being in the dark      makes it incredibly hard to even make out anything      in general.

 —“ Do I honestly look like I have a death wish?           Believe it or not, I don’t. ” he asks, the slightest           grin on his freckle-covered face

“rest now” @themegagaybishop (i swear sam can't make up his mind if he fears harry or cares deeply abt him)

Send “rest now” for my muse’s reaction to yours tucking them into bed. @themegagaybishop

Harry didn’t know how he found himself in this position – to be mothered by someone he considered…well…a spineless fool to be totally honest but here he was, getting tucked into bed after being pulled out of a thunderstorm. He wondered what his father would think of him wearing pajamas that were supplied for him and in a house that didn’t look close to breaking down.

But he couldn’t think at all as he could still hear the storm raging outside. Yes he was a pirate and shouldn’t be a stranger to storms but it was the thunder that was making him shiver, not the rain. Hell must truly be freezing over because the next words that were out of his mouth were…

“Don’t leave….” They came out a whisper, eyes focused on Samuel who had just reached the doorway of the bedroom.

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While I like Bad Boy/Girl corrupts Good Boy/Girl, my heart explodes for Good Boy/Girl influencing Bad Boy/Girl and Bad Boy/Girl doing good tings without even realizing it

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Neither Samuel nor I have any dignity anymore tbh