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Robert: *sitting on a star drawn on the floor* Oh, Jimmy. Look at you, getting all romantic with these candles.
Jimmy: I'm literally sacrificing you.
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Jonesy: *texting* Hey, Bonzo changed all of the contact names on my phone. can you tell me who you are?
Jimmy: What does mine say?
Jonesy: Satan.
Jimmy: This is Jimmy.
Jonesy: Oh, I guess he didn't change this one then.
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Robert: If anyone ask why I'm not to be disturbed, tell them I'm sleeping with Jimmy.
Bonzo: Good one. And what will you be doing?
Robert: Sleeping with Jimmy.
Bonzo: Okay.
Bonzo:
Bonzo: Wait...
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Jimmy: Here, I brought you a drink.
Robert: Oh, thanks. What's this for?
Jimmy: Jonesy told me you get thirsty around me.
Robert: *choking on his water* WHAT!
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Robert: Truth or dare?
Jimmy: Truth.
Robert: I dare you to make out with me.
Jimmy: *climbing into Robert's lap* You better believe I'm not here to lose.
Jonesy:
Bonzo: He didn't even chose dare.
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Jimmy: You're such a pain the ass, Robert.
Robert: Sorry, I'll use lube next time.
Jimmy:
Bonzo: *pulls out a 20 and hands it to Jonesy* I really thought Jimmy was the top.
Jonesy: Told you.
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Jimmy: "People always missinterpreted my relationship with Robert"
I swear for my band mates that I'm STRAIGHT!
Robert: Guys, I can see the light now...
Jonesy: I had a good life 💀
Bonzo:

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Jonesy: *watching Robert finishin his hair* You seriously going up on stage looking like that?
Robert: What's wrong with my outfit?
Jonesy: You look like a ...
Robert: What? "I look like a" what?
Bonzo: You look like a hooker.
Robert: *happily* You think?
Jonesy: That is not a compliment, Robert!
Robert: From Bonzo? Totally is.
Bonzo: Hookers are hot.
Robert: See?
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