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Binge read all of mtmte and the funniest part was rewind being older than slavery

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since they’re on Earth, do the Transformers celebrate pride? Do they even know what LGBTQIA means?

Happy Pride :>

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thundercracker I mean this in the least mean way as possible, you're dressed like a lesbian I would see at Micheal's craft store

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its crafting time!!!!!

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apparently I’m playing skyrim again… and by “playing skyrim” I obviously mean “spending hours installing mods before I ever open the game”

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My friend mentioned that magnus would report the collapsing cat furniture as an osha violation or something- imagining him sitting by cat furniture that he knows will fail under his weight and just staring at it. Whenever rung comes by he meows and stares at the furniture. He will not leave it alone until rung either puts it away or makes it up to "code"

I didnt read the second half of the ask correctly so i drew Magnus just filing an actual OSHA complaint 😭

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Fort Max appreciation post!

Fort Max spends most of his time sleeping, but he occasionally gets up and plays with Rodimus and other cats

When he purrs, you can feel it through the floor/furniture

Despite his size, he loves to sit on people’s laps. Unfortunately, most potential adopters don’t like that.

He’s not actually fat, just very very big boned and fluffy.

One time the power went out during the winter, and when Rung arrived to take care of the kitties, he found all the smaller cats cuddled to Fort Max for protection from the cold.

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Sweepy

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Daddy’s here…

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Thundercracker do you like going to Farmers markets?

They sometimes have locally made goodies for dogs and lots of people bring their dogs with them

Thundercracker just went to a farmers market (he's never been before) and he had a blast! Buster had lots of fun too (he made a bunch of new friends)!

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Currently thinking about the gag of prowl flipping tables all the time ACTUALLY COMING TO FRUITION

This makes me so happy I already loved it when he flipped tables but the fact that he's like "step back maximus, watch this shit I've got practice" not only is he ACKNOWLEDGING that he flips tables regularly but he is also AWARE THAT HES GOOD AT IT

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Cosplay idea for someone with no friends going to dashcon 2 who doesn't want to be alone:

Dress up as the adoring fan and latch onto someone until they push you off a cliff or tell you to wait in the ball pit and never come back

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Is the cat going to elevate my spirit frequently or is the cat an example of a successful spirit frequency elevation customer?

Is screaming at faucets a part of the spirit frequency elevation procedure?

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I would like 20 rungle please

20 runglings coming right up

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Okay.

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I need everyone to see this

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"A society that separates its lore masters from its horny posters will have its headcanons written by prudes and its erotic fanfic by fools."