themindofdanieljyron

[themindofdanieljyron]

Character Sheet

I didn’t really want to make it seem like I’m making a DnD character, but at this point, might as well be for Comedy and Dragons(Good name for a Band, shit joke). 

First of all, as much as Filthy Frank is a character, it is still a part of Joji as much as Iron man is a part of  Robert Downey Jr. As much as those characters are idolise and loved to a concernable amount, they are not real people. I though originally of going the opposite route, doing what normal people do and just make a persona, just be myself but exaggerate for comedic effect.....

Yeah that’s not going to work for my script writing process, I need to completely tell you here that for my youtube, while being a part of my thoughts and opinions, I am writing opinions as if I where a fictional character because people this ridiculous shouldn’t be real. Like the rock the wrestler and Dwayne Johnson, 2 completely different entities in the grand scheme of things. I can’t pretend like this is the real me, because I plan to have the shittiest takes for ironic comedy. Defend the bad, gaslight the outrage, all for comedy.

So when I write a script, I have to keep this in mind:

Flaws:

Drug addiction?

A scam artist, shallow as puddle made out of water from a zippy cup, no concept of right or wrong as long as it’s content, (the amalgamation of all YouTuber's worst traits and fuck ups). I want this kid to not have a clue about how it is to be a real person but I want him to also be right on a conceptual level (like the n-word concept I had on my previous post). If this character is ever funny it’s because he’s being sincerely ridiculous.

Pros:

Honest to a fault. 

Redeemable, but only if he where to leave the fucking influencer life behind, which he won’t.  

Mannerism

At first I wanted him to be dry as a board, the most serious fucker in the world saying stuff that’s as ridiculous as the peak of edgetube. But that’s kindy hard to make entertaining, but I  want to take on the challenge.(It would probably seem like mostly like Gaslighting)

If Daniel Jyron ever get’s emotionally invested, it has to be about something unimportant and incredibly dumb in the grand scheme of things.

For example: “Lele pons is twerking for kids” with a deadpan expression Daniel Jyron grabs lotion to jack off. 

on the other side of the spectrum

“Lele pons music for the thumbnail is too loud“ Daniel Jyron has a fucking breakdown.

(I know this is a weird thing to think about but I think it makes the character more real while still being a fictional character.)

That should  be the basis for this act/Persona/character.

I’m going to need the audience to follow along in this Kayfabe on youtube while being responsible enough to know it’s fake af, so you won’t do any of that shit at home or reciprocate these opinions like they are facts. I want you to be in on the joke with me.

For me as a real person, I don’t want people to look up at me and think I’m a role model since my comedy is disturbing in nature, but then again the “Daniel Jyron” persona wouldn’t care about how he influences you because he will intentionally (but incompetently) manipulate the audience to make more money. (Think Jake Paul’s adfluence)

So I am without a doubt, completely guilty for any backlash with these way of making content but I honestly think the safe way is already covered. While I am a fan of Cody Ko, Drew Gooden, Danny Gonzales and Kurtis Conner I think there is enough “safe” comedy with these guys. They are hilarious, but they also take the safe side with their opinions, I want to be right while also being wrong, and that’s the joke.(Can you tell George Carlin, Bill Burr, Dave Chapelle ,and mister jack off in front of women inspire me?) I don’t know if it’s too meta, specially with how I’m running this blog thinking it can help people understand my mental states during endeavour . At the end of the day, I’m probably just going to keep going with whatever sticks on youtube. 

[themindofdanieljyron]

Already Getting stuck here LOL

I’ve been a bit on the low serotonin spectrum, I can feel the depression taking over but nothing I haven’t handle before tbh.

But that’s besides the point, I’ve been thinking about my whole idea of making the anti-YouTuber, but like the anti-sitcom before this idea, I really do need some funding for the stuff I’ve been contemplating later on.

Sadly, premise wise, most of my ideas are just doing what the Paul Brothers have done in their careers but make it even more ridiculous. Those are stories to be implemented in the future, since at first I want the “Daniel Jyron” career to be carried by the character’s horrible takes.

All with the purpose of entertaining and getting to the funding for the future endeavours. It legit feels like if I could had earned a career online before this project (you know, like a classic comedy commentary YouTube Channel) then I could probably get brand deals or maybe even make this idea a YouTube red series. But then again I have no idea how to pitch a show, and depending on the company it compromises creative control . Maybe adult swim wouldn’t fuck with my “vision” (this word in this context makes me feel pretentious ). But What the hell!, I can compromise on the jokes but not on where the main character ends at the end of every “season”. If I do seasons, anyways, I’m thinking of following the real life ,season finale, for each run to be when the character get’s cancelled, burned out, or depressed, subsequently forcing him to take a break.

Relating to funding, I’m trying to get a new job at the moment, since Covid forced unemployment on me. I am willing to spend any money outside of my basic necessities into this project, hopefully I’ll have the recording equipment and lighting necessary for perfect indoor videos when this series picks up (or my job). Any other subsequent funding after that, would be for the show’s future.

But in the meantime I should write these scripts for my future videos and decide whether I should really do safe comedy commentary or my original “show” idea.

I mean, YouTube is such a weird place to “get your start”, specifically because I don’t trust people to understand my comedy brand right of the bat. I described to my mother the Suicide forest incident, I told her why it was funny for me, but she was still disturbed by the whole dead body thing(the joke here being that I made it sound like it shouldn’t be taken seriously here). Which granted it’s disturbing, specially if you haven’t been around corpses before(that’s a story for another time). So I’m starting to worry, “Daniel Jyron” has to be the worst possible character behind FilthyFrank, he has to have horrible morality but he is withholding it because his manager told him it would be bad for the brand/money. A person that has good points for all the wrong reasons, I think that’s pretty funny, and an amazing example on how to do a parody of internet fame with the current censorship world we live on youtube . My perspective comes from how “Daniel Jyron” would react opposed to Filthy Frank.  You see, Filfthy Frank joked about the N-word,( I do think his video on it with one of his black friends coming in was hilarious), but Daniel wouldn’t do that because it’s bad for the brand. He would actually scorn public N-word users and in his videos instead of saying how racism is bad because that’s what you expect, he would say “I would never say the N-word because we don’t have black slaves anymore”. Which while ,it be a fact, it’s also pretty fucked up. And the nail in the coffin of the joke would be that he is willing to say “Nigga” because that’s a word which black people invented to take the word back and therefore “I am taking it back with them as a white person” 

Listen, I clearly am a bit stretching my limits as a white Latino. I am definitely willing to apologise preemptively about it because that’s the climate we live in right now, and if I couldn’t make you laugh, then it is my fault for not being funny enough. I firmly believe that if you weren’t able to joke about a sensitive topic then it is the jokes fault for not being funny enough, therefore the comedian’s fault for not making the joke funny. 

My next post is probably going to be the Character sheet I want to use as basis for all the decisions and creative process I can have with the fake youtuber “Daniel Jyron”.

Hey if you read this, thank you very much.  I really hope I do this, and I hope I don’t disappoint you or myself!

[themindofdanieljyron]

First!

To a degree what I’m doing here with this tumbrl is just a place where I can draw the line between the character I’m playing and the person behind him. While Daniel Jyron is a part of me, it’s mostly the worst side of myself, whenever I post something under the alias “Jyron”(which is just my real last name with a “y” instead of an “i” for no other reason than a fail-safe where googling me won’t make me loose a practical job) I expect you to already be in on the joke that I’m trying to emulate a type of Parody of the youtube commentary/comedy, specifically the worst it can offer. 

To my understanding of shows like:

It’s always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Office or even FilthyFranktv, there is an inherent need for dark humour. To me seeing Logan Paul crack a tasteless joke right after seeing a fresh suicide victim, was actually funny, but in the worst possible way. After all, that was his real reaction, his unprecedented coping mechanism made him seem like he lacked empathy to a harmful degree,but even after the actual worries society might have about such an event, in my mind, it’s pretty fucking funny. 

But allow me to defend myself to save some face, it’s not about the “ha ha someone is dead” mentality, after all, comedy demands empathy, which that statement lacks. It is about a group of young and dumb, egotistical people, thinking it would be great content if they found a dead body on a known location for suicide victims, going there, and having actual surprised Pikachu faces at seeing the goddamned dead body. AND FILMING THE VIDEO WITH A SENSE OF PRIDE AND ACCOMPLISHMENT. 

If it didn’t actually happened, something so ridiculous would be the season 2 finale of an internet show to make it seem like the character’s youtube days are over, just for the public to completely forget about the incident a month later and the status quo resets for season 3.

My idea for “Daniel Jyron” is someone that’s the worst you could imagine with a large platform. The internet is so full of humanities lowest scum all hidden behind their glamorous personas, I want to make a Youtube commentator character that has his head so far up his own ass, you can assume he’s a parody. While I have to start there, ultimately my goal would be to make him a full time youtuber doing terrible shit, and never learning about his mistakes to keep him coming back and absolutely destroy the people around him. I want to make the It’s always sunny in Philadelphia of youtube series, a cast of characters with terrible borderline psychotropic personalities, who always achieve enough success to be able to live comfortably, yet their innate greed ruins other people's lives and yet they can’t seem to loose in the grand scheme of things. 

I mean I’ve said the main inspiration a lot in this post but if I had to be even more sincere. Think of this equation:

It’s always Sunny in Philadelphia + Icarly = Daniel Jyron

“I always wanted to fuck the blonde one from Icarly“

-A Daniel Jyron tweet Probably

Well I better get started, let me reiterate tho, in this tumblr I would probably tell you my mental process and ruin the jokes by explaining them. I think sincerity is better than just going out there, being mean to people and expecting to be liked without the context that I’m trying to do something. Daniel Jyron would never apologise for anything unless his manager tells him he’ll loose sponsors.I’ll even break the meta here and tell you that I’m my own manager. But I will feel bad for the start of this show, since I have to find real people’s youtube channels and get them involved in this sick game of pretend. I’m thinking of always putting the joke on my character, I do hope I don’t end up making him completely Brain dead as the series goes on, If I do, I hope I can come up with something logical as to why he becomes dumber, if needed.

My debut episode will probably be Keemstar vs H3H3 since it’s such a hot topic right now. Daniel Jyron’s perspective would probably just be concern about losing sponsors for himself, and he would pick the more useful one to defend, which you would think it’s the one with most subscribers, but his manager would tell him he has to back up the one with the drama channel in order to be contrarian and garner more views on his video. 

Hope the road is worth it, I know this kind of show can cause some negative attention and garner an audience without real morals, so for “Daniel Jiron” the real person behind the character, I would really appreciate it if you enjoy my ideas without forcing yourself in there or god forbid, trying to copy the shitty behaviours and opinions I’m going to demonstrate on this “show”. It’s a fake reality my guy, it’s not something that should define who you are, just what you enjoy. Then again, if it really defines your personality, just do me the favor of obeying the law and not cause trouble to yourself. Anyways, thanks for reading this, after all, as I write this I’m not even certain if people are going to get what I’m gonna try to do, but I hope we all have fun.