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soon...

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god i never told you guys but a couple weeks ago at work i heard a guy say, and i closely paraphrase, "So I was out with my partner--republicans hate it when i say that. My heterosexual partner Jessica--" and i was straight up crying before he finished his sentence. fully diegetic convergent linguistic evolution live in the workplace

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I always forget that Butch is like. A real actual name that people have. Come look at my beautiful children femme and twink

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my angelfish🌊

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ferins and lizziee

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i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

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tumblr gets to see me being harassed by grizzlyplays too /silly

i’m claiming the title of no.1 tmk fan after this anyone else can fight me for it

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the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself

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YOU hate JK Rowling!

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Love some miserable Elon in the morning

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Son, your mother and I are unfollowing each other on Tumblr

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i regret nothing

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OK I'm in the pussy 👍. Now what

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My skinny scientist guy of choice

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