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A comb jelly displaying bioluminescence. Filmed off the coast of California. From Deep Ocean EP 2- Lights in the Abyss (2016).

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do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

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I was in the reviews for a listing for a tungsten cube for reasons that are not important, THIS REVIEW IS CRACKING ME UP

Having a dense cube communicates status to women and business relationships. #mycube

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doyou think you could rob an empath by holding yourself at gunpoint.

woah

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wings with no ranch and no youtube

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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Humans lowkey don't have enough climbing enrichment at home

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the weirdly vengeful and petty tones aborted babies take in pro-life propaganda images are so funny like this passive aggressive "was it worth it mommy?" and "it's a shame you can't join me in heaven mommy 😔" like do you ever wonder if you were aborted for a reason you little bitch ass baby

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dominant things you can say during sex

i didnt hear what you said

hold on i need to blow my nose

wow

i feel kind of nauseous

is this anything

i don't know

this kind of reminds me of that one song

we can probably ignore that noise if you want to

why is my sock wet

it smells bad in here

that was weird

where are my glasses

ow

this is normal

sorry

just 2 chill people chilling

this is cool

can you say that again

are we good

youre actually naked

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does anyone want to play sexual tension with me

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i love watching TV shows that absolutely suck and being like "this would be so good if it was good"

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Gay asf to be a dentist. Why you wanna drill another man??? Why you wanna make him scream? Why you wanna put your hands in his mouth? Anyway I’m here to shoot you because you’re mistreating your girlfriend who Im in love with and I need fresh human blood to feed my gaint talking plant from outer space

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We all have that one mutual that doesn't follow us

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emotionally retreating from everyone to focus on getting worse