My dick isn't small, vaginas are just too big
President John F. Kennedy (1960)
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one day you’re just gonna be like “i’m glad i didn’t give up back then”
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HULKAMANIA on my ceiling above my bed
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Bounce baby bounce
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So I’ve finally remembered my Tumblr password after getting a new phone 🙌🙌
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From the producers who saw Shrek
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time to relax
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When the power goes out and all you have to entertain you is MS Paint, this might happen.
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when you try and improve yourself but you’re still the same
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when u pour expired milk in ur go-to cereal without knowin
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Come lay with me. I wanna talk about nothing with someone that means something.
(via countrprts)
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I’m the beaver int the hole.
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