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Everything a chef makes at work turns into shit.
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Picking a flower is like ripping a plant’s dick off.
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Trees must be so creeped out by utility poles.
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The great thing about being a pessimist is that I’m either right, or I’m pleasantly surprised
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Chocolate is a flavour of milk, and milk is a flavour of chocolate
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I’ve meow’d more times than my cat has in his life, trying to get him to meow back.
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Is this what #blessed means
(Credit to the owners)
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Did I just watch all of this....yea, do I regret it....nope
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IKWYDLS but every time they say ‘I know’ it speeds up.
Do I regret making this? Yes. Do I need to reevaluate my life choices? Probably
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