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japanese were thinking crazy when they invented kaomoji. just saw a pet store post with m(_ _)m as a bowing apology and i was like hoooooooooly shit

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ten minutes in bus stop time is equivalent to about 45 minutes in normal time

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[“Creator” by Lena Rain, Minecraft playing]

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Someone was asking in a thread what kind of people could work for ICE right now.

I think it's a good time to remember that the image above are the people who put children into gas chambers.

When I was little, I asked what kind of person could work at a concentration camp.

The answer to both questions I think is "normal people who have accepted the dehumanization of another group of people."

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I love the concept of stocks. I make a big batch of pea and ham soup every couple of months and I love that step 1 is "make a big ole pot of Ham Water".

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giant redwood trees really are so cool, they just have something incredibly special going on. it's hard to describe if you haven't seen them

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i'm forever haunted by my inability to whistle because i truly tried. i watched youtube videos and practiced in the mirror again and again with no results,

until 2020 when i was living on a boat completely alone in quarantine during the heat of lockdown. i woke up at 1 am from a dream in which i was whistling. i sat up in bed and i thought, "oh my god, i get it now,"

and i whistled. i whistled a tune, even. i took a video of myself whistling just to prove it to everyone.

i went back to bed. in the morning, i couldn't whistle anymore. i only have the video as a reminder of the time i was briefly possessed by a whistling ghost who took pity on me.

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Holy shit.

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To avoid deer strikes, Finland is painting deer antlers with reflective paint.

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From this guy

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*at a company party for the daily planet*

coworker: why is Bruce Wayne here

Lois: he's Clark's boyfriend and needed a break from his kids

Coworker:... Clark as in your husband ?

Lois: yeah

Coworker: Bruce Wayne is dating your husband and coming to a company party and you're not throwing a fit

Lois: why would i? Bruce is my boyfriend sometimes when I want him to be *shrugs and walks over to Clark and Bruce*

Coworker: ????

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Why is this heat so hot 😩

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nectarivore dragon with a really long brushy tongue to dip into flowers

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Recent piece I coloured for my colourist portfolio. Hellboy commission by Nic Klein

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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse