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its the perfect post everything asked is answered

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looking at chronic pain/illness scales i always get a little stumped on "it stops me from doing work/daily activities" as a descriptor because what if i'm just a wimp who cant handle a 2 yknow. what if i'm just a baby who doesnt know true pain.

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love when my internet gets bad and im just scrolling the dash looking at the diagonal gradients

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Teto... teto in goth dress 👉 👈

tysm for this ask!! this was super fun to draw :DD

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NOT BERDLY THINKING HE'S A RIZZ MASTER 😭😭💀

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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

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you dont get a lot insane plot heavy vocaloid songs these days i miss "what if i write the most tragic sequence of events i can fit into a four minute song and transform some middleschool weaboos life" yknow

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Wgy am i sp thirdty what the hell

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[flicks invert filter on and off on picture of a rural town in maine] normal world! evil world! normal world! evil world! normal world! evil world!

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cannot stop saying “call me richard the way I’m the third”. I’m not even a third anything. can someone more appropriate take this curse from me

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wisdom teeth r annoying as hell bro nobody invited you here you dont fit in nobody wants you here [flashbacks to highschool, suddenly sympathizing with the outcast nature of my wisdom teeth] maybe wisdom teeth coming in makes me uncomfortable because Im tha problem .

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hate when youtubers change the title and thumbnail on an existing video to drive new engagement. this is not my beautiful house this is not my beautiful wife.

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pedestrian tip: look drivers in the eyes (or attempt to, sometimes you cant see in the cars but look where you think theyd be anyway) while you cross the street so that if they decide to hit you they have to grapple with your humanity as they do it

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god made me aromantic because she knew dropping me into the dating pool would do some category 9 shit to the meta. i've been benched for balance reasons. if they let me free it would cause millions of divorces world wide. you're welcome.

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someone on this website can make the mildest anti-work post like "i hate having a job i wish i could stay at home playing games" and the replies will inevitably be like "well if you want a TRUE COMMUNIST UTOPIA you'll need to PULL YOUR WEIGHT you cant be a USELESS LAYABOUT consuming EXPLOITATION you need to put aside your selfishness and ORGANISE with your COMMUNITY" and its like. okay i agree but have you never heard of 'wishes' and 'fantasies' before

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It’s funny that songs from the 1930s-1950s get registered as creepy because they’re old. Do you think horror movies made in 2095 will set their credits to Closer by the Chainsmokers