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"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts

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whichever ad exec at Geico came up with the phrasing "up to 15% or more" needs some kind of award for concocting one of the most meaningless strings of words in the English language. all it guarantees is that the number is either lower or higher than 15%, inclusive. up to 15%... or more. a bladeless knife with no handle.

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why must it always be 'peppering'. why can't i salt my lover with kisses. paprika my lover with kisses. 3 tablespoons chili powder 2 teaspoons ground cumin 1/2 teaspoons oregano my lover with kisses

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nothing beats the satisfaction of peeling open and chomping down on a babybel

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Your English teacher and gym teacher are getting married is such a hauntingly bleak glimpse into the lives of heterosexual women

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United States Postage stamp. It All Depends on Zip Code 10¢ - 1974.

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mcr fans are so annoying i hope they break up again and gerard comes back to twitter just to post “i’m straight”

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my pookies!!!!!!!!! these rock en seine pics were too fawking cute so i had to draw them AHHHH

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my grandparents film from Italy 🌥

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new favorite chappell look just dropped

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didn't notice that this was a group message at first but thank you for the emoji react random stranger 🙏

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What is Zohran Mamdani's plan to bring back "Succession" Sundays?

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its so awesome that you can straight up write fanfiction in your head to help yourself fall asleep and it doesnt even have to be good or something anyone would ever want to read. even yourself

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environmental storytelling