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[thenewerhercules]

to dumb it down a little:

no tag frank zhang with no frank zhang!!! dont! frank zhang tag for frank zhang! same goes with all tags! don't tag TOA with PJO or HOO!!!!

You must understand this. Very vital.

Dear RRverse Fandom, I have made a post about this and now, I have a reason to report your post that is incorrectly tagged.

Look, I will singlehandedly clean every single tag if I have to. I don't care if it's your art, I don't care if you want attention.

I will flag your post.

And for the people who are already receiving notifications of your post being flagged under spam.

Now, you know why.

There will be no mercy. I refuse to deal with this any longer.

And you know what? I checked the Frank Zhang tag, and my god, you Frank Zhang fans are starving. Holy crap, I absolutely cannot, I'm sorry. You guys have it worse than the Lester/Apollo fans and that's saying something, since Trials of Apollo is less popular than Heroes of Olympus.

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Yo guys it's time for Lityerses headcanons but now I have my own tag for my headcanons cause I'm cool. Also they're pretty much only wholesome. Except like the first one.

Lityerses is oddly calm about bleeding out n shit. Like- he'd be scaring everyone by his guts spilling out and he'll just approach Apollo with a small smile like "yoooo I'm literally dying"

He really likes to bake. It's the best thing he can do.

Apollo takes care of him, though he never wants to admit that he enjoys the time with the sun god.

Lit has many specifically scented and textured stuffed animals. Georgina is very careful with them, as they are Lit's comfort objects (that aren't pillows or close people.)

He used to bite his fingers alot to the point they bled, so they gave him chew necklaces. He has broke atleast 2 because of teeth strength.

Despite being a Demeter kid, he has seasonal allergies. He absolutely can't stand Spring.

He really enjoys frolicking in flowers though. He's like an old husky in a demigod's clothing. Very popular with the bees too.

Was shown Mitski before. Absolutely obsessed with her.

When anyone fights he just starts pulling his hair aggressively, signaling the others to calm down.

Accidentally let ducklings in the waystation. They think he's their mother duck. Kept one who just wouldn't leave. Named it Electrika.

At this point he has his own spot in the waystation that's just an animal care area. He's a big animal guy.

When he snores it can be compared to purring. Apollo found this out when he played with his hair and then he went to sleep.

He absolutely refuses to let anyone leave when he's gotten sleepy. If he has you latched, you are stuck until he's dead asleep.

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Because I somehow made this AU, the dadmodus AU.

He and Bruttia are semi decent together in this AU. He is still bi, but he just stays with his wife.

They find a young and abandoned Lit at the door, freezing cold and crying. Commodus wraps him up and holds him gently, sighing.

Bruttia goes out shopping for more shit to give their new son, and Lityerses REFUSES to believe she's gone so he cries and Commodus just softly sings him to sleep. Then he accuses him of being a mama's boy.

He is a mama's boy.

Commodus thinks that 2 year old Lityerses is a demon child. Bruttia angrily disagrees, and then later this turns to steamy hate...yeah.

At 19, Lityerses has his scars and is not known by Commodus. He tries to sleep with Lit but the cornhusker denies, telling the emperor that he is literally his son and that'd just be awkward.

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RICK ABSOLUTELY DID LITYERSES DIRTY IN TDP.

So, Lityerses works for Commodus a majority of the book.

Commodus goes by 'The New Hercules'

YOU GUYS REALISE THAT IN THE ORIGINAL MYTH, LITYERSES GETS KILLED BY HERCULES, RIGHT?

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just been informed it's called a tornado.

So I'm just chilling right? and this big fucking tomato flows in my area. twice. We had to go to our neighbor's house to escape the tomato. I fucking hate tomato. It made me hungry. I'm still hungry.

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FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE WHO HATES CALYPSO!!

Hey! Can you tell me why everybody hates calypso so much.

mostly because caleo has an INSANE power imbalance, and she's honestly really fucking mean to leo. like the shit she says made me kind of shocked that anyone would say that to someone he's supposed to love.

tl:dr- she's dating someone who's on a MUCH lower maturity level, and she's rude as fuck. there's probably more reasons, so caleo hating mutuals feel free to sound off in the rbs/replies

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IT'S COMMODUS OF COURSE.

Pt. 4 of icons! This time it’s the evil emperors, + wannabe evil emperor Octavian.

Pls make sure to credit if you use these!

 pt. 1 / pt. 2 /pt. 3/ tbc

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So I'm just chilling right? and this big fucking tomato flows in my area. twice. We had to go to our neighbor's house to escape the tomato. I fucking hate tomato. It made me hungry. I'm still hungry.

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Waystation headcanons

Lit panics more than anyone in a tornado, Because it's loud and the alarms don't help. He also feels the same about thunder and lightning in general.

Georgina enjoys her big brothers. They love her. She draws them alot. If she's hurt, she knows the other two would kill for her.

Leo likes to bake. Normally pies, but he does bake.

The hunters of Artemis trust Lit except for the fact he likes to come by and ask if they still want to kill him, and he gets dissapointed when they don't.

Emmie once caught Lit uh.. doing normal teenage male things, and learnt later he was thinking of Apollo.

Jo likes to give shiny things to Emmie. This prompted Lityerses and Leo to do it with Georgina as a sign of love.

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Baby boy. Baby.

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OH DEAR LORDY MAMA, IT'S TIME FOR SOME LITYERSES HEADCANONS.

He's so anxious all the time. Like, he'll stand in the kitchen looking for something to eat and when he's accidentally in the way he apologises 17 times before they ask what's up and he fucking dashes.

Due to the HC above, he requires anxiety medication.

Sharp chompers. Does not eat with the family because he doesn't wanna scare them. Only person who knows is Leo.

Lityerses is personally afraid to do certain things because he's not used to the fact that the waystation isn't Commodus or Midas. He'll always ask if he can have food and it concerns the others.

Bitch also sometimes makes cursed combos.

This poor little meow meow curls up with any animal he sees. He is a farm boy, and animals adore him.

Jo thought he was lost before finding him sleeping with the red cows.

He has learnt how to make bread. It's amazing, made Emmie cry from the satisfactory flavour, but Lit won't take credit for it.

he will see the meanest dog, and turn it into a good boy.

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I TOUCHED ONE THING AND NOW THERE'S MANDELA CATALOGUE ALL OVER MY FEED AAAAAAA

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sorry I haven't posted much, I've had some problems. Give me a few minutes I'll have new headcanons.

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Commodus, a bad guy, yeah, but have we ever stopped to kinda consider this shit?

Deep down he was most likely an angry boy who was stressed out and mourning. This doesn't excuse his actions of course, but it does provide some reasoning behind it.

Remember, his dad kinda died out of nowhere and then he had no time to mourn. They just kinda threw him into power, upset and stressed. His dad literally died and then the first thing he had to do was take his place. Imagine how scary that must've felt. He was probably very angry and paranoid because he didn't wanna die suddenly like his father (that didn't work out in his favour.)

He had already lost his mother and brother before this so now he was both an orphan and an emperor. He must've been so fucking sad and stressed out.

Again, this doesn't excuse his actions, but this could be his motive for them.

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yeah, Meg was abused in TOA, we know, but actually BOTH Lit and Meg were abused by triumvirate members in a sense.

Meg by Nero.

Lit by Commodus.

Nero, alot like my dad, liked to put the blame on something else and basically be a manipulative piece of shit.

Commodus kinda led Lityerses into a false sense of security by offering him a job and then trying to kill him.

Of course, Commodus himself had a terrible time too, which I'll talk about in my next post, but that doesn't excuse what he did to Lit.

So basically, Ricky Riordan really likes torturing Demeter kids.

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DAY 9 FUCKING SCARS ME 😨😨😨😨😨

ESPECIALLY BECAUSE I DECLARED COMMODUS IS MY SON.

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Today is the worst day ever, people are saying Happy birthday to Lester Papadopoulos, but nobody said happy birthday to me on February 15. I'm angy >:[