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edible

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Do you ever interact with someone and you realize “this person has never had to consider or think about what their place in the world is, and why they believe certain things or act certain ways, this person has never considered society at length” and it’s just terrifying

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Fight someone. Just fucking fight them.

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Top 10 Things No Woman Should Wear After 30

Untested jetpack

Butterfly hair clip that controls your thoughts

Earring with a Thrush tracking device in it

Perfume that is actually a paralytic toxin

Necklace that hypnotizes people into assassinating world leaders

High heels that break when being chased through a chemical refinery

Dress made entirely of genetically-engineered invisible deadly bees

A poison-tipped hatpin that is solely for murdering enforcement agents who are just trying to do their jobs

Satin midi wrap dress with flattering V-neckline and exposed bias binding that extends into ties to form a bow closure and also has a bomb sewn into it

Booty shorts with classified schematics printed on the butt

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Haha well, obviously I wasn’t going to watch the new HBO show anyway, but I was scrolling through FB (millennial here), and caught an image released of the kiddo playing Harry in costume.

Girl! There’s nothing new there! Same Hogwarts uniform? Why not mix it up? Make it funky! Make those robes REAL wizard robes. And his scar is barely visible! Let’s make that impossible to miss! Let’s also put it in the middle of his head this time? Let’s make it a lichtenberg scar!

Hello?

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taskmaster's friendliest vampire 🦇

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This particular shot was high cinema. To me.

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Y’ever read something and have understanding that has eluded you interminably suddenly stop, curl up, and snuggle neatly into a fold in your brain because a new way way opened to it?

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many on here need to be learning this lesson

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I woke up earlier today and saw quite a lot of them outside. They were all flying from the river to the forest (vaguely to the north).

They are called репейница (painted lady, Vanessa cardui), and they migrate from the south to the north. They live all over Asia, Europe and North America.

So, I guess, my dacha is on their migration route, that's why they get stuck on the veranda when its door is open.

I don't know where they come from, but it happens every few years. They just appear on the veranda.

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there’s this extremely kind soul of a woman on instagram that makes accessible recipes that don’t require standing, chopping, or a stove and she might just have a permanent place in my heart

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I don't know where they come from, but it happens every few years. They just appear on the veranda.

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*Basically, I want a name that if you hear it, you have no idea or preconception about the gender of the person wearing it. I know is varies in different culture, so I am curious to have a large panel of opinion^^

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Permafrost mummies! All these creatures represent a real animal found preserved in the permafrost. There's something so fragile and special about the earth and ice reuniting us with an animal our ancestors would have been so familiar with, that shit makes me cry.

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And don't forget to stay up til 3 am every night doing nothing productive for no reason every day for a month

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I’ve just got to lock in < voice of someone who has never locked in before and shows no sign of making good on changing that now