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I heard it's make a terrible comic day?

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 nourishes it

keeps it warm

fills it with love

fills it with rice

refills sanity bar

grants it a blessing

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i have a few more unconstructive things to add to the conversation and then i'll leave

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the weirdly vengeful and petty tones aborted babies take in pro-life propaganda images are so funny like this passive aggressive "was it worth it mommy?" and "it's a shame you can't join me in heaven mommy 😔" like do you ever wonder if you were aborted for a reason you little bitch ass baby

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The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.

"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."

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Don't be mad, but I changed my name to your dog's name and then I robbed a bank, and now they're coming to your house to arrest your dog.

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so basically theyre boys/girls with cat ears. do you think that truck honking at us is coming down this lane

dont talk to me im counting gravel

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i highly recommend for women and girls to be intellectually curious and difficult to shame

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princessinatower.com/careers

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LOL but seriously release the hounds

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20/04/20 • title is the subject line of an email about middle egyptian classes. italics are ‘quotes from my middle egyptian prof that i happened to write down’ 

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be honest. are you guys only hanging out with me because of the prophecy.