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inspired by a friend misspeaking

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For sale: ship of theseus

Condition: used, like new

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The tumblr experience is making a post like "hey actually swallowing spiders at all is not healthy or normal, if you're swallowing any spiders at all please seek help", and someone will comemment like "um EXCUSE ME, my very normal friend, Outlier Georg "

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Hey guys?

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being friends w/other systems is wild be like. sorry ur in the torment nexus dawg. wanna see my cat abt it?

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when i was younger i had a really bad fear of capitalism when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse capitalism and it would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alone

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"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

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it’s so wild that the first time you hear tim talk to jon he’s like “oh, hey jon :D no big deal, but you made a few mistakes in some of your statements, just letting you know! no biggie! have a nice day :D”, and then two seasons later he’s all “FUCK you you spooky bastard i can’t fuckin wait for you to die so i can piss on your grave”

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Those days when existing is a chore

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"Every social media app has Elvis impersonators" is a statistical error, Tumblr Georg, who lives in a cave and has 1000000 Elvi was an outlier and should not have been counted

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things I would do in a time loop:

1. perfect backflip

2. ??????

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My brain hurts

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tumblr users will reblog anything. have half a peanut