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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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Yes.

I have my issues with being aroace, as I'm sure many do, but ive also found that a very relaxing aspect of it for me has been that ive never felt the need to be attractive to anyone. I never got into makeup, I don't worry about how most of my body looks, I don't care about how the way I dress is perceived by others, simply because a lot of these things are often used as a means to attract others, and that's never been necessary for me. I dress for me, I do what I do for me, and if I'm happy with the way I look, then that's all that matters.

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thesaurus.com save me

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So a lot of Trump supporters want to change the constitution to allow him to run for a third term. How they advertised this idea?

Fanart of Trumps face on Julius Caesars head.

Oh and look what is coming up soon, what a coincidence :)

Thats so weird and odd and Do You Know What Would Be Really Funny?

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Just remember 60 people signed on to stab Caesar and he only had 23 stab wounds, the real moral of the story is group projects have always just been like that

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As the Ides of March approaches, let us all remember it not as the day Caesar was stabbed a whole bunch, but for what it truly was: the day a group of organized elected representatives killed a sitting unelected dictator.

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With the ides of march fast approaching we must be prepared

Please reblog to make sure everyone is equipped!

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hey does anyone wanna do the funniest thing ever

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March: *starts*

Tumblr:

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Someone make a gif of Jen from IT Crowd saying she's fallen to the communists, please.

DYING

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Claim your title as “tumblr freeloader” (meaning you haven’t spent ANY kind of money on tumblr) here.

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the other day, i said "aren't relationships so weird? like, i like you, but different from my other friends, so you get a special label and maybe you take my surname?!?" and i think that's the most aroace thing I've ever said in my life

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liking someone platonically is so embarrassing like. yeah i admire you. yeah i think about you all the time. yeah i look forward to every time i see you even if it's only for a minute. yeah it's all platonic and yeah i couldn't explain this because it'd sound romantic. fucking hell

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Source | Day 88

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Source | Day 88