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I discovered a life hack: watch horror movies through YouTubers reacting because then they have to censor the gore therefore I won't get woozy

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cozy game means fucking nothing. i saw someone call firewatch a cozy game. the game about child death. i saw someone say dredge was a cozy game thats secretly horror. theres nothing secret about the horror the main plot is about necromancy and the world ends. what the fuck are you talking about. is it bc the art style is nice to look at. oh im gonna watch my favorite chick flick the descent. what are you fucking talking about

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being a horror fan will have you saying sentences such as “i liked it a lot, super gross and sad”

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👁️

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my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks

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They evolving

Crawer Pot, Porcelain, 2023

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and yet I accidentally drew him as a left-handed person... 🥲

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Thinking about the werewolf from the hate mail Lemgo council pharmacist David Welman (1595 - 1669) got after being accused of being a werewolf

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New deer!! This one a bit spooky ^^

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I had THE most impeccable dream last night.

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Concept: Baba Yaga house walking around on chicken legs, being followed by one of those plastic Fisher-Price play houses on baby chick legs

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my eyes are up here

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Modern adaptation where the narrator is on a Megabus and just crushing a bag of Takis, wiping the dust on his Pepe shirt

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I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.