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comic version of my daily drabble #195, featuring moronsexual Alastor🤭

When Alastor suggested dressing up to make sex more entertaining, he knew Vox wouldn’t disappoint—but he’s still rendered speechless. Vox is wearing an inflatable shark costume. Only a sliver of his screen is visible inside the shark’s mouth, and his cocks—already erect—are sticking out from a hatch at its crotch. The costume makes squeaky noises as he waddles closer, looking very proud of himself. Oh, to be attracted to idiocy! He looks unbelievably ridiculous; Alastor can’t not fuck him. Vox pouts. “Hey, you didn’t put any effort into your outf—” Alastor tackles him to the ground.

also, there's an nsft bonus on my bsky

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I would die for him, I fear

(In light of season 2 screens)

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some sketches of young RadioStatic from my human AU

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in general, dc is not my typical fandom of choice…. but the new superman movie has got me hooked and obsessed in the most surprising way

lex and conner have been on my brain a Lot. i cant stop thinking about this stupid petri dish baby and his genetic donors

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uhhhh hello tumblr!

first post on here

still not sure how this works

but erm yeah

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This was so silly, I love this guy

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A concept that has gotten into my head is Lex Luthor, while scouring through the internet looking for information on Superman finds fanfiction. Dude pretends not to like it but reads it anyway. Idk if this has been said before but the idea of Lex having a Tumblr/ao3 account just for Superman is very funny to me

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Watching Smallville as an adult who actually knows what 14 year olds and 20ish year olds look like and act is doing a number on me, because, like, the ages are completely arbitrary in the show and only really become relevant like once a season, but IMAGINE if Clark and Lex had actually looked and been written like people their age. Imagine how devastating it would have been to have this 20yo who was deprived of a childhood latch on to a bunch of kids in a desperate and unexamined attempt to make up for lost time and actually feel like a kid himself, for once. Imagine him being really smart but absolutely emotionally dumb, lacking all kinds of social skills and occasionally struggling with empathy, and looking at Clark like "oh, so THAT is how you act like a person!" because it's not like anybody ever bothered to give him a proper role model before.

I mean, one of the issues Smallville has is that Lex is... fine? He's cute, he's charming, he's polite and (mostly) emotionally restrained, he keeps giving the "kids" generally sound advice, and people just instantly shit on him in a way that feels completely undeserved even knowing the canon explanation of "his dad is a dick." Buying that he feels like a freak just because he's bald is pretty hard for me, ngl lmao but him feeling AND being treated like a freak because his disfunctional family's abuse and fucked-up-ness left him unable to properly decipher shared social norms? I would buy that!

And Clark is fucking 14, 14yo kids are insane, he would just look at this weird 20yo trying to befriend him and go: "yay! :D" and that would be it lmao

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everyone can tell but him...he's just walking around like why is everyone looking at me?? 🤔 Is it the new suit???

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RadioStatic Life AU

Alastor is an alien and Vox an astronaut. Vox finds Alastor on Mars so the crew takes him in to study. But Alastor is much more intelligent than anyone realizes. He learns fast. And he grows fast. Nobody realizes Alastor is such a danger until he kills someone. And then he kills more people until there are only two people left alive on the ship.

Alastor overhears their plan of Vox luring him into an escape pod to send him deep into space while the other person left alive takes the other escape pod to go back to earth. The plan works... Until something happens to the escape pods, sending Vox and Alastor's escape pod towards earth and the other escape pod goes deep into space instead.

Earth is probably doomed now, but at least Alastor has his Vox.

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Mr. Handsome's mom

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lex luthor’s team of engineers was such a nice touch in the new superman movie. like all of them clearly love working there and i think it just adds a lot to luthorcorp and like him as a character. cause him and his workers are objectively doing something horrible and cruel but you can see why they all stay. like obviously lots of people are willing to do cruel stuff like luthorcorp is but a lot of movies make the villain also cruel to their employees all the time that it doesn’t really make sense why they would work for them. but with luthorcorp all the employees (for most of the time we see them) are being treated amazingly, they’re all smiling, cheering, lex luthor’s even rubbing their fucking shoulders while they control ultraman. like this is clearly a company that goes on fun superman hating team excursions. i can see them at six flags booing the superman merch while they all have ice cream cones lex bought them.

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"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic

"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident

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Alastor's the type to say "I hate Vox" meanwhile he has an entire photo album overflowing with pictures of Vox, has Vox's whole schedule memorized so he can watch him from the shadows everywhere he goes, and has a list of everything Vox likes and dislikes because he's always watching him so he knows that about him.

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Lex luthor discovering superman x reader and getting pissed off there's a shortage of male reader ones, so he writes his own.

Lois reading them to clark as a funny bit while she's drunk, only for clark to recognise Luthors writting patterns and going to investigate

let's just say... luthors fics got much more accurate (he got his ass absolutely RAVAGED by superman)

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honestly was just expecting to be more of a superman fan after the movie then nicholas hoult served too hard and now i am also obsessed with lex luthor in general